Anecdote time
I used to drink in the same boozer as the guy who plays Zak Dingle.

He could bang down more pints in an hour than I can do in a night, then walk out and drive home.

Someone once said "You'll get pulled one day."

His response - "Fuck off - I'm Emmerdale and the coppers won't touch me."

He's banned at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fucker.
You. Not Dingle. Deleting swine!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Sorry guv
Deleted the duplicate post.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I know.
I'd replied to it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

If you'd like to try again the chance is yours
But I've rather spoiled the moment haven't I?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

You have, yes.
Never mind.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

People who drink and drive are cunts. No buts.
He also played a cunty fella in Brookside once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

He was a cunt generally
Very "Don't you know who I am?"

Conversely, the guy who used to be a gay barman in Emmerdale is a regular in my current local, and an extremely nice - if very camp - geezer.

Shit hot on the quiz too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Darth was in Emmerdale?
You live and learn don't ya!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Most of the cast were in Darth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)