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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm drinking a dusty bottle of wine
I found it in my cupboard when I was looking for a clean shirt for my interview today.
On my other screen I have a film in which the whole cast were hypnotised during filming apparently.

I feel like I'm being punched in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:04, 288 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
You keep wine and shirts in the same cupboard?
On a tenusously connected note, one of my favourite words is cupboardy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:05, Reply)
There is a B3tan called cupboardy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Only got one cupboard you see
Its more of a wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)
I'm trying to think of polite anti creationist arguments
My dad is turning, I have none that don't end with my mum saying "oh shush both of you"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Your Father is a creationist?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:11, Reply)
borderline, he said the other day
I used to think they were loopy but there are unanswered questions.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)
p.s. he's a born again christian

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Good way to wind him up
ask him why there has to be 'faith', surely the first hand evidence of God's presence on Earth recorded at the time, in the bible, is convincing enough evidence?

what's that? No? then why choose to deliberately believe something which is unbelievable? Isn't that the hallmark of being a complete tool?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Sit him down in front of Planet Dinosaur tomorrow night.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)
point out to him that
christianity does not mean you have to be a creationist. There's a lot of assumption about that, and it's bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Old, bad teeth, nerd, divorced, fat, internet-dater
please don't add theist to the list.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Hang on, didn't you chuck your muck up a couple of internet birds?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)
*sniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Good point well made

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
unanswered questions?
Well, not really, your Father has chosen to answer them with really retarded answers.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:43, Reply)
You need to commit patricide.
It's the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Ask him who he takes after, his Mum or his Dad.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)
I made that point.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Did that not work?
You won't win him round, so why bother? There are loads of things wrong with Creationism. Why don't you start with some easier things, like what happened to all the freshwater fish during the great flood. Did Noah have an aquarium?

What about all the species of insect? It must have been one fucking big ark.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I was thinking more along the lines of
if you ignore the counter arguments then how can you accept the arguments.

but that can be turned around.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)
At time like this I like to remember the wise words of Bertrand Russell
'Never let yourself be diverted by what you wish to believe but look only and surely at what are the facts, and what is the truth that the facts bear out.'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)
he's also told me that true christians don't lie

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Neither do lawyers

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Careful with this
Creationism and evolution are not mutually exclusive.
Science has yet to provide a conclusive answer as to how and why life initially developed.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Well, a man and a woman, who love each other very much...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)
And the origins of the universe are truly inexplicable.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I've not got any specific arguments against creationism.
I got into an argument recently over dinner at the Middle Temple with a bloke called Vlad who believes in magical mystic healing or somesuch.

He told me 'I couldn't explain it'. I countered by saying yes he could and that his explanation was supernatural. I couldn't explain it and was content to withhold judgement, he on the other hand could and did explain it, his explanation amounted to 'I don't understand how I got better so it must have been ghosts'.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Suggestion is a strong tool for the weak minded.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Hang on.
You mean those really WERE the droids I was looking for. *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Vlad is an internationally acclaimed violinist, a child prodigy and a member of the Middle Temple
I wouldn't describe him as 'weak-minded', I think its just intellectual laziness.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I diagnose non internet autism

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Just because someone is clever doesn't mean they are strong willed.
And what the fuck is the Middle Temple?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Don't bother. I've googled.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)
It's Tinie Tempahs older brother. But even he isn't the oldest.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

lmgtfy.com/?q=Middle+Temple
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I'm eating half priced end of the day goyza while watching hollyoaks and waiting for my pizza to cook.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)
i had pizza, it was good
want more food now, not sure why. Wine will have to do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)
What colour wine have you got?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:22, Reply)
red

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)
How many bottles of it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)
i have two little ones
I'm adding to the sad spinster effect by having mini wine bottles
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Well as long as you're happy Captain. That's all that matters.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:27, Reply)
oh
you've just made it worse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I'm just reading the label on mine now
It's a Chateau La Bonnelle 2002 St Emilion GRAND CRU
Sounds expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)
if the dent in the bottom is quite deep
it's a posh one. That's everything I know about wine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Why are you a genius according to 6 music?
I missed that one and since only you and me have sufficient taste to listen to 6 I'm curious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)
It was on Shaun Keavney's show
they were talking about pens. I sent an email

"to me, pen ownership is based on a transitory system based on usuage, one can not truly own a pen in any permenant meaningful sense. Although I don't believe that was the answer one of my students wanted in a Photography exam when she asked "have you got a pen?""

true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:37, Reply)
what I didn't add was that
the explanation went on for some time and got a proper laugh from the kid with aspergers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
the student who asked just said
"is that a no, then?" and rolled her eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I'm usually having breakfast
Then setting out for work when Shaun is on.

Missed it I'm afraid, although I did hear you biggin' up the pigs on Steve Lamacq a few months ago.

Craig Charles has given the dogs a couple of shouts, although he is a mate of my brother-in-law.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:44, Reply)
oh, I'd forgotten about that!
I send them all sorts of shit. Used to do it more when I ran my business from home, I used to win lots of stuff, too, but it was back in the days of very low listening figures
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I've been on since Phil Jupitas days too.
Used to start work at 06.00 on Sundays back then and they'd play all sorts of shit at that time on a Sunday morning.

It was like having your own, personal, not vacuuos radio station and I've stuck with it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)
totally!
I once nearly had Phil Jupitus' show broadcast from my house, someone from 6 came round to talk to me and see the place and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)
I'm drinking Anno 1366

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)
lol
'And then the butler walked in to the dining room, polishing the finest looking Semillon I've ever seen'
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Sorry.
Made a bash-based decision yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)
smoooooth

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Just imagine if you lived with me Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I reckon we'd have a laugh, you up for it?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I hate Hollyoaks

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)
i knid of think this is what you do every evening

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Maybe sometimes when he's looking for a bottle of wine, he finds a clean shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)
I wish

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Normally I paint.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)
watercolours?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Skirting boards.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:47, Reply)
the town red

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Enamel on board

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:50, Reply)
How much do you charge for upstairs windowsills?
I don't like ladders.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I'm watching Made in Chelsea.
Kill me now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)
There is fuck all on this evening.
I've just got dinner out of the oven, and I've done some washing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I had soup and then a fish finger sammich.
I'm still hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)
There's a programme on Really later about amateur porn.
But it's on at midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Even the promise of flabby middle aged couples doing the beast with two backs cannot keep me from bed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I'll be watching True Blood anayway.
Which is similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)
That's such a shit show
even I won't watch that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)
I like the feeling of superiority it gives me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)
But they're so boring
though I am told by a mutual friend that Hugo is actually really nice
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Good evening boys and girls
There doesn't appear to be a question in this thread, so I'm going to take that as tacit approval of my boring and pointless mental ramblings.

I discovered the other day that you are not allowed to take photographs inside an Ann Summers shop. That was completely new information to me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:47, Reply)
yay! you're back!
technically the shop can decide whether you take photos in there or not. Most shops say no anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)
So they can have CCTV but B3th can't snap the dildo display?
Seems a bit unfair to me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I mean
why do they have the rabbits out on display for you to play with if they don't want customers to actually use them?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
*taps foot*
I'm waiting.....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Maybe it was the fact she snapped so many of the dildos that explained why they got the hump with her taking a photo of them?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)
It's not my fault if they don't have the strength to keep up with me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)
I *am* back!
I don't think anybody noticed I was gone, to be honest.

So, how did it go last week? Do tell. I assume you asked?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)
yes
and :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
What?????!!!!!!!
How? If not married or gay, I call mentally deficient.

You may have to give it up and go with Gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)
he wasn't at the thing
but I emailed him and asked him out for a drink, he said he'd have to decline.

surely it's not that desperate yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Oi! Gonz is totally a catch for the right woman.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)
I think they prefer you to keep your clothes on.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I was told off for taking a photo in a Tesco once.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Funnily enough so was I
It was a photo for a b3tan as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Yeah, but taking photos under the door of the ladies fitting room is generally frowned upon.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)
According to Yahoo news
the Olympic stadium, once it's turned over to West Ham, may be named the Anne Summers Stadium as the chairman is David Gold, who's daughter runs the business.

Personally I think this may be bollocks but it would be amusing to have West Ham shirts emblazoned with rampant rabbits as a sponsorship deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Its no worse than the 'King Power' Stadium

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)
The keeper will be sponsored by Durex.
Until they get back in the Prem, when the whole squad will be sponsored by KJ.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)
I think West Ham are going to have to get back in the premiership quickly and ensure they stay there.
Otherwise the new stadium may end up being a bit too large for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
that'll be bad news when he
fails to stop them going in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)
I was told off for taking a photo of a croissant in a shop in Copenhagen.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)
GARY!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)
GUV

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Got any merchandise?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Razors and sports socks

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)
I was expecting trackie bottoms and comedy false moustaches.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Razors, sports socks, coffee and cheese are BIG money here.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Got any moody 'baccy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I leave that to the hard men and the forrins

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Chocolates?
For the spazzy kids, like?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Chocolate ciggies

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)
That'll do nicely

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:09, Reply)
AND WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Nowhere, honest!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Have you been to Jacques' for the Tuesday special?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Nope. I was good.
I just poached some cod and vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Christ. What is it with you people.
Can't you just BUY fish like everyone else does?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)
ZacDinglelols

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I don't watch Emmerdale.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I don't but it doesn't stop either of us knowing that the Dingles poach

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I didn't know that.
Made any North of the border progress yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I'm torn
I want Roota to be happy, but I don't want her man to move further away from me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:13, Reply)
So find him a good job in London then
He'll be round yours quicker than a rat up a whatsit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)
We ain;t even looking thayar any more!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Evening Imbruglia.
Had anymore cheese and mango chutney on toast today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Is that a reference to the state of his arse
after a visit from dj?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)
It might be. I don't know.
Although I'm sure I read that DJ likes Erasure.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Nope
Far too hideous and Freshers' weekish in work :(
But I've been doing my sums and seeing what I can reasonably afford to drop to, pay-wise. Shit is getting real, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Well I'm keeping my eyes and ears open, should I hear of owt in Edinburgh, I'll let you know.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Thanks dude.
Libraries and universities especially, but any smily admin/reception thing would do.
You're a leg.
End.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I'll ask around.
*Doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Anecdote time
I used to drink in the same boozer as the guy who plays Zak Dingle.

He could bang down more pints in an hour than I can do in a night, then walk out and drive home.

Someone once said "You'll get pulled one day."

His response - "Fuck off - I'm Emmerdale and the coppers won't touch me."

He's banned at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Fucker.
You. Not Dingle. Deleting swine!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Sorry guv
Deleted the duplicate post.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I know.
I'd replied to it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)
If you'd like to try again the chance is yours
But I've rather spoiled the moment haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)
You have, yes.
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)
People who drink and drive are cunts. No buts.
He also played a cunty fella in Brookside once.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)
He was a cunt generally
Very "Don't you know who I am?"

Conversely, the guy who used to be a gay barman in Emmerdale is a regular in my current local, and an extremely nice - if very camp - geezer.

Shit hot on the quiz too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Darth was in Emmerdale?
You live and learn don't ya!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Most of the cast were in Darth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)
You sure about that?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)
God's honest truth

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)
I believe you. Thousands wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I'm watching Fat Families on TV
it's really weird. It's made even weirder if you do situps at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Oooh Oooh!
I've just remembered. I've got 4 nestle mint crisp ice-cream things in the freezer!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)
*mouth waters*
I'm hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)
haha!
Jeff 'Making the women salivate' since 21:06pm.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)
It'll be worth it
/said a thousand times
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)
alright dudes?
What's goin' down in groove town?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)
hard to tell
back here is squaresville
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Cheer up Cap'n
I thiink that worm dude definitely fancies you, the way he's sniffing round you and I sent you a funny thing on FB.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)
hmm, I think I just have 'target' painted on my head
I read some of that thing, I done some lols
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)
nah, he's just a dick with a superiority complex.
I wouldn't let him bother you. Glad you lolled, always worry people will look at me funny when I recomend that but thought you'd get it. *weirdo fives*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)
woo!
It's not bothering me, don't worry - I'm well 'ard.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Good job.
I know you are cap'n, me apologies for doubting you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)
There are some people out here who aren't attracted to us physically or romantically.
Strange but true.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)
those dudes be crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Innit!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Onwards and upwards hon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Not me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Are you saying you are attracted to us?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)
lesbian threesome!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)
You're not a lesbian.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)
No, silly.
I'm saying that there's nobody who's not attracted to me. On account of being almost Kroney-like in my physical attractiveness.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)
bugger.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I'm eating a Nestle mintcrisp.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Listening to the Cramps 'Stay Sick' album.
We're on Shortin' Bread now. Fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Best song on there I recon
* looks for Cramps on my phone*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I bloody love the Cramps.
This whole album is win. Pity Lux carked it a couple of years back :(
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Poor ol' Lux Interior
A nice thought would be Cramps out again with Jello Biafra in front.

He could do with the cash after all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Bobby Gillespie called one of his kids Lux.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I can't see Jello parading on stage wearing red PVC briefs though.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Can your pussy do the dawg is my favorite song purely for the lols.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Never had one
They anygood?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)
replying in wrong place lols.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)
sorry, on my phone
Hard to hit the right bit of screen with fat thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)
a bottle of wine?
wine is gooooooooooood
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:13, Reply)
^this
although I am seriously considering giving up booze for a year for charity.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Why would you want to do that?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)
It would be good for me. I've done it before although drugs took the place of alcohol.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)
There are other ways to give to charity without denying yourself a drink.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)
A little bit of self denial now and then is good for the soul.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Why not limit wanks to just one an hour instead?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Steady on.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Don't do it
it's tough not being able to have a social drink. I haven't missed alcohol, but tomorrow I have a friend over after shopping and won't be able to have wine with her, which will be really shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)
How long are you on your pills for?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Indeterminate
probably another few years. For bash purposes I'm switching back to my old pain meds which are fine to drink with
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Good work!
Well keep (next) Thursday, Friday and Saturday as pill-free days then!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I'm rather looking forward to it.
I hope someone will go on all the rides with me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Is it still half price on a Friday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)
i'm up for rides
And crazy golf, really looking forward to drunken crazy golf.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Fuck yeah!
Golf is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Anything can be fun when you're drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Woo Hoo!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)
except cycling in traffic
That's bloody terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Hey.
CQ, I might buy a trophy for the first ever 'OT Pro-Celeb Crazy Golf Invitational'

www.trophystore.co.uk/trophies/golf-trophies&Sort=4&RPP=3
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Ok now I'm hooked.
*practices swing*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I'm not organised enough to buy a trophy.
So don't worry too much about getting your swing right.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I want the one with half a golfer on it.
hang on I might get one if they are cheap on eBay.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)
But it won't be engraved with
'Awarded to JeffTheDogFucker, for being fucking mint'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)
It could be
but then I'd have to get it after the event.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Well I'll be seeing you again on Saturday!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)
yes, but this is not time enough to order a cheapo engraved trophy and get it delivered.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)
We could get one there for the winner!!
maps.google.co.uk/maps/place?hl=en&cp=19&gs_id=23&xhr=t&safe=off&rlz=1R2SUNA_enGB334&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1440&bih=729&wrapid=tljp1316551798875022&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=trophy+shop+weston+super+mare&fb=1&gl=uk&hq=trophy+shop&hnear=0x4871f6e01d7c53ef:0xa2312ff8fdad9426,Weston-Super-Mare,+North+Somerset&cid=10177241253173498585
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:54, Reply)
This is also possible.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:58, Reply)
*vouches for Jeffs mintedness*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)
*Offers to buy Blousie a 99 with TWO flakes in it. And dragons blood*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)
It was his chances of winning the golf I was doubting...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I'll be there with my plus-fours on Rupert the bear check strides.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)
does not mean you'll win old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I forgot to say. We'll be playing 'west country' rules.
Which means those from the West are allowed to cheat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:00, Reply)
That's OK.
I'll be pl;aying the Sarf Lahndin Variation, you don'y need the details, but it calls for imaginative use of the club with regards to any cheating yokels.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I'll be playing by my rules which means I'll fucking wipe the floor with all of you.
*has grandparents who are golf nuts and taught me well*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Just remember what happened to Lighty when he tried to rinse me....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:16, Reply)
I will be
and I'm fine with calories as well so I can have a decent drink, though I'll try and keep away from fried food
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)
So you wouldn't want curry then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I meant on the pier
I'm not sacrificing curry!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Internet hardman lunch is GO!
Friday pier news.

www.grandpier.co.uk/2011/09/rides-from-1-at-the-grand-pier/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)
That's all well and good
but we'll be there in the afternoon, not the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Still, it'll be half-price. Which whilst not a quid, is surely better than full price.
Sadly, I've not been able to find out of Captain Jack's Bar is included in the half-price offer.

www.grandpier.co.uk/food-drink
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)
If you can promise to improve my chances of being employed, I'll buy you a vat of cider.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)
You're on.
Apply for jobs in Bristol where there are jobs a plenty.

*Stands by the front door, awaiting cider delivery*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:50, Reply)
But Bristol!
Why would I want to go there?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Because they have jobs, and you can get there on the train on the bus or by driving.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I'm not sure I really want to spend two hours a day commuting to Bristol
Unless there was some serious moneys involved.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Okay.
Why not try, one day. One random day. To get either a bus or a train into Bristol during rush-hour.

Just to see how long it takes you. You might be surprised.

As for 'serious money' what would be the first digit in the sort of salary you'd consider?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I suppose I could try that, one day.
I'll be honest, a number starting with 2 would probably get me to consider it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Okay.
Just searching on 'Bristol' and salaries between 20 and 30k a year brings up over 400 matches.

www.jobsite.co.uk/cgi-bin/advsearch
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)
You've bunjee jumped ffs.
Start thinking outside your comfort zone.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)
I nearly cheated on Fiona Bruce earlier on.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Who with?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)
That milf on the Marks & Spencer advert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)
She is quite hot.
It's a shame I'm overweight and have shaved hair. You'd totally dig me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:35, Reply)
She is indeed H A W T.
But no Brucington.

So why would I totally dig you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Because I'm old and hot.
Ask anyone who's met me. Apart from Chompy and Wormulus.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)
There's more to catching my eye than just being old and of a high temperature.
So your story is you're elderly and sweaty?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Yeah! that about sums me up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Sexy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I no rite.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)
OK you two
Meet in Leeds, yeah?

Dozer is in York, BGB is in Todmorden - the mid point is Bradford and this place is bad enough as it is without explosive loins clashing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Ah, Todmorden, home of Dr Harold Shipman.
He loved Indian takeaways- 'ooh, I could murder a naan'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Didn't know he was from Tod
He was my granny's GP for ages when she lived in Hyde.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Well, he killed his first old lady there.
Then he moved to Hyde.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Wikipedia seem to think he isn't from Todmorden
maybe you should edit his page.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:54, Reply)
I got it wrong.
But he did kill an old lady there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Sage words, Marrer.
They should heed them.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:50, Reply)
You are a shocking individual
And I ought not to reply to you at all.

But as it is, I'm off to bed now and I'd like you understand that I'll sleep comfortably.

Whereas you - you fucking terrible unreconstructed THUG - you'll sleep on a nest of vipers - VIPERS - sent down by the lord or some sort of lord to fuck you over rather badly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Hey, man! It was a long time ago, yeah?
Just let it go, man!
Are you like this with Jews, about Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)
They are far less important in the great scheme of things than your ex-in laws
VIPERS! And not shitty rubber snakes off Blackpool seafront.

Real proper snakes with all fangs and that, and it's no less than you deserve for your awful vandalising and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Though if you want to be pedantic, the midpoint is somewhere between Shipley and Otley.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Which is probably my house then.
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)
haha Todmorden
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I'm not from Tod.
I just live here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I haven't met you have I?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Yes, at my bash last October.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I've met you too?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Yep.
'fraid so.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:00, Reply)
We understand that we may not be members of the middle temple or child prodigy vioilinists but we are quite discernable by our quirky exterior.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)
My long flappy leather coat
is being retired for the present and replaced with my new leather U-boat captain coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)
it might just be cold enough by the bash for me to dig out my flappy leather coat
we could have a coat-off.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Now that would be awesome.
I should judge as I'm not biased.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I suspect Dav will win, his coat sounds cooler.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Think Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor.
It's pretty similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Can't wait to see it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I was trying on Russian Army Dispatch Riders coats last year in Poland.
I think I may just need to have another look this November...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)
We've been through this before.
Yes we have but there were several young female b3tans around at the time to distract you.

Not that I'm complaining but I'm a big lass and very hard to miss.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Night all, sweet dreams.
Except for you, you, can suck my cock, you know who you are.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:31, Reply)
night!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)

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