Of course they wouldn't
I've no problem with overly descriptive waffle like the stuff you've given above. I mean, it's bullshit, but it's vaguely true. "fire-roasted" is just simply a lie unless it's actually been cooked in a fire, which it clearly hasn't if you're buying it from a big london deli or sandwich shop.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:45, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

"overly descriptive waffle"
WAFFLE?

how very dare you.

/smites badger
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I've, sadly, seen a lot of legal documents.
And therfore my morrissetteometer has aspolded due to excessive kilospoonage.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I don't think it's overly descriptive
it probably is roasted red pepper, at least, and the goats cheese and pesto bit is perfectly reasonable; nothing you could cut out there. So the only word you can really take exception to is 'fire', which is a mere 17% of the sentence. Hardly excessive.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

unless you are tmb....
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( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)