I just tried what you said and got a comedy silent-movie oil-in-face punishment in the process.
I've also snapped the radiator key.
Just fuck off right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hahahahahaha
He Roota. Channel 4 RITE NOW.

It looks like it'll be quotable for years to come.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Ta for that link btw.
Oh and this programme, I wanted to see it but I'm supposed to be doing me nails and the washing...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)

What one?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Job fresh way of thinking

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)

That! No problem.
I'm always thinking Roota, my mind moves with the speed of a big cat!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Garfield?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)

No. A proper cat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Maru

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Some sort of tiger or snow-cat is what I'm thinking.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I'm not a qualified plumber
I learned it all off Laurel and Hardy films.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I proper look like James Finlayson

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Doo-you....
Top marks for knowing who James Finlayson was.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I don't respect those who don't.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I was born in the same town as Arthur Stanley Jefferson
So you've got to learn, and understand.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Awww, I bought their ale there once.
In Booths.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Arthur Stanley Jefferson
Was Stan Laurel.

Oh. I'm, like, so TRADUCED now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I know.
I bought a Laurel and Hardy ale in a bottle!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Yeah
And you know the Abbey Tavern which was the first pub I ever drank in and if I had an indiornate amount of money I'd buy the bastard.

I could just about raise the asking price but I know what it's like upstairs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)

And getting more vandalised and rundown every day

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I know.
B3ta pub anyone? I'm up for £5K if I can run it.

It's listed but only grade 2.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:02, Reply)