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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck me. Do you need new arms? It's just that
thre is dis nigerian prince who needs to move 9 zillon pounds out of the cunt-ry and if u hlp him he'll like totaally pay for this op and like proprely buy new arms.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
As coincidences go...
How much an arm?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:34, Reply)
They cost an arm and a leg.
To be honest, they are a bit of a false economy. Try as you might to buy new arms, you'll end up a flid before you complete the set.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:36, Reply)
My sister-in-law is a flid.
God dammit, I nearly shit myself laughing the first time I went to shake hands with her.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:39, Reply)
When you next see her say...
'I see your Deaconitus hasn't cleared up yet!'

The whole family will laugh like drains.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:41, Reply)
They wouldn't get the joke.
They be forrins.
Wouldn't know a Joey if they found one in their (vegetable) soup.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:43, Reply)
What kind of soup is that?
It's got a funny lookin' fella in it.
Oh,
Must be vegetable soup.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Does she dribble in a different language?
I'm going to shut up now, I've now offended myself, and I've got no idea if you're being serious about your Sister in Law or not, meaning that this isn't remotely amusing
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Don't worry dude, she is actually a flid ;)
She's not a mong or anything, just a bit of a Beadle.
Well, she's pretty much a proper Beadle but ok in other respects.
Well, those that I know of.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:49, Reply)
Does she have a beard and insist and wearing a fake beard over the top of it before surprising people?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:50, Reply)
No, but she is a bit of a cunt!
She and I don't quite see eye-to-eye, if you catch my drift.
I think growing up flid-wise has been quite a handful for her.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 23:54, Reply)

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