Awwww, were you too scared to get a tattoo Rory?
Did you run out of the shop trying to stifle your sobs, but you couldn't and a nice policeman saw you running with your eyes all red and asked you what the matter was and you just started bawling onto his shoulder and he sat you down and offered you a hanky and talked to you about how it didn't matter and you shouldn't succumb to peer pressure and then he even gave you lift back to your mums and promised he wouldn't say anything and even let you keep his hanky.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)