I know. That's why it's so funny.
"Hey, I'm black, and a comic, and a rapper! So I'm just like Will Smith!"

Yes dear. I'm white, like to think I'm funny and say "cunt" a lot, but no-one's comparing me to Peter Cook.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:06, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Paedo cock, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I know the mantra "If you haven't anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" is anathema to the lifeblood of B3ta
but in this case, "If you haven't anything funny to say..." would be apt.

tl:dr etc - that wasn't very good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)