You utter Deacon.
I spazzed it a bit last weekend, ran out of petrol about 4 miles from home so parked up and the bairn and I walked it.
Later that day I drove to the unit in the van to pick up petrol can and then ran out of diesel on the way to the filling station to get petrol. Had to walk back to unit, get diesel can, go to filling station for diesel, walk back to van, drive to filling station to get petrol then go and fuel up the car. Drove car home then cycled back to collect van.
I was all like proper mmmnnnnnggggggghhhhh :(((
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How drunk were you?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Haha!
Best response for a while there Rory
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I consistently scrape that barrel

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Pissed as a fart. Never drive sober.
Drunk driving is such a hoot.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:14, Reply)

And with a kid, is there nothing you won't stoop to B69?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:20, Reply)

He stoops to midget goats
He has to - they're very small.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Super small.
Just like my wizened little cock.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Not much.
I'm a cunt, remember.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I've got these fuel gauges in my cars
Work a treat, they do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Yeah, but I was being a spacker ;)
Christ, you're a td-ous cunt sometimes.
(did you see what I did there?)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)