Have you gone all Yosser Hughes these days?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm dipping my toes back in the water, yes.
Christ, there's hundreds of jobs out there if you want to try and sell people stuff. Very few jobs (apparently) that I'm qualified for, capable or interested in doing though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:15, Reply)

What sort of thing is it you do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:16, Reply)

Appropriately enough, I was in regeneration for the last ten years.
Unfortunately as this is pretty dependant on government and European funding, finding another job in that field may take some doing. I have a horrible feeling I'll end up back at the DWP...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:18, Reply)

Anything you'd like to retrain for, so you could work for yourself?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:20, Reply)

Don't know, really.
I did read today that a housing group is relocating to my town with the possibility of creating 200 jobs, so I may do some investigating.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:23, Reply)

Can't do any harm can it.
I believe I might be meeting your other half tomorrow. Any messages you want passed on?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:25, Reply)

Yeah, tell her if it's got lumps in it, then it probably wasn't a fart...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:29, Reply)

I think that is sound advice for most people.
What have you done with your weekend of freedom?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:31, Reply)

I met sportscow for a pint after dropping her off at the station. Came home, popped round the in-laws to drop something off for them, bought beer and pizza. Ate and drank said beer and pizza, and watched Watchmen. I say drank beer, I've only had four since I got in at seven, which is a bit shit, but I'm feeling quite tired now.

Are you at the internet hardman lunch tomorrow?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:36, Reply)

Seemingly.
I've no idea what to expect. I'm hoping the company is as good as the food sounds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:37, Reply)

From what I can gather
it'll be Monty, the missus, clendrix, al, berk, Kroney and Amberl at least. Possibly Gonz.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:45, Reply)

Well that sounds like a nice mix.
Amberl deserves to be 'the head of the table' for laying out cold half a dozen urban terrorists who were trying to have it large with railway passengers various.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:48, Reply)

Yeah, I read about that.
I think I may need to hit the sack so I'll bid you goodnight. Enjoy your weekend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:50, Reply)

Yeah, I'm going to try snoozing again.
I've got a huge amount to do before a (fairly) early train.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:51, Reply)