With his whippet or other Northern stereotype.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Stan Boardman?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Didn't he bomb our Fish "n" Chip shops?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I heard you'd like to go twos-up on the lady-boy from the cafe with her 'husband'
You'd service both of them, and then insist that Roy cooks you a full english.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Bloody Monty.
It's the last time I tell him a deeply personal secret and think he won't blab it to everyone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

You think that's bad!
He told me about that time you booked a hotel room for you and Bella Emberg. Apparently you got charged extra by the hotel because they couldn't get the stains off the sheets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)

In case you were wondering.....
Yes, he did tell me you insisted she wore her 'Blunder Woman' costume.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

And we broke the bed.
*shames*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)