The first few series were good
I haven't watched much of the new stuff because it was pants.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I've just had a toffee crisp.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I've just had a caramel
it had been in the car during the hot weather so it looked terrible, but waste not want not.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I've not had a Cadbury's caramel in ages.
I'll try and resolve that next week.

How did the painting go this afternoon? Did you make tennis boy drape himself over the bonnet of the car whilst you started sketching?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Pfft, no
he's at work, and I haven't told him I'm doing it in case it turns out shit. I'll surprise him with it if it's good. So far it's so-so, I'm having a rest whilst I get the crick out of my neck and knees from sitting hunched over on the floor.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Well I hope it turns out lovely, and that tennis boy is dead impressed
And that he doesn't sell the car before you finish it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Nah, he'd rather sell a kidney than his beloved classic motor
I know this for fact.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Does he love his car more than he loves you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Oh, almost certainly.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

That's a shame berk.
I building up to a 'old banger' joke.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)