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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:11,
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Very well.I expected a hangover today and I feel fine!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:18,
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Yeah, went to a few bars and a couple of clubs before ending up www.bigchill.net/bristol
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:24,
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A nice time was had by all!What did last night offer you in terms of entertainment?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:26,
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Quiet night out in the pub drinking real ale then home for a redvsblue marathon
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:27,
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Did Red eat everything he sawFrom trucks to prickly trees.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:28,
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no.roosterteeth.com/
this red vs blue
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:29,
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Good morning berk.How are you today?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:23,
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Yeah not baddebating whether to join tb back in bed or have a shower.
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Well go back to bed.And have a cuddle and a snooze.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:31,
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MaybeI've just discovered the café I wanted to go to for breakfast doesn't open on Sundays. Megalame :(
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TB is probably full of ravioli and won't want a bacon sarnieWhat were you hoping to have for breakfast?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:36,
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They were a bit stodgy :(I wanted a crepe. There's this awesome french café in town.
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I could, but I've nothing to put in them.unless I go out and get some nutella and fruit and stuff. But if I'm going to go out, we might as well go out to a café because it's less hassle.
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You live in some sort of Sunday utopia.I'd go to the caff for breakfast, but I can't be arsed to move.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:50,
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Good Morning Mr DogFucker, good Morning Every-one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:23,
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Morning Gonz.Any further progress with the house hunting?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:25,
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They turned down our stupidly low offer and they turned down our serious offer..... .... but we found out, because the estate agent they use is a right fucking numpty, that the 127 year lease is only 88ish, and they're going to use the funds to increase the lease themselves rather than letting us do it. This explains why they're holding out for the full asking price 'cus they'll only walk away with £20K-ish less than what we thought, which won't buy a property in the are they're looking at without some other kind of extreme cash injection and therefore making the whole pointless from their behalf. SO, so, I think on Monday we're going to offer the full asking price under the prevision that that lease is increased to the advertised amount (127) and we'll try and work out for them to leave a few bits like their waldrobes are quite good... something like that, donno yet. Can't really push for contents, but we'll see. It's still a wicked buy at the asking price, but means I can't get a brand spanking new kitchen, but I'll be able to get one in a couple of years instead, and we'll still be able to modify the kitchen to work to how I want.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:33,
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Do you have a link to the property/(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:35,
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Not one I'm going to post here, if it does go ahead, everyone will know where I live !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:39,
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Savvywhat area are you trying to buy in?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:35,
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Enfield Chase.It's a really nice bit of Enfield, 5 minutes walk into Enfield Town. 20 minutes into Moorgate/Old Street/Liverpool Street. The town centre is a typical town centre with shops, resturants and bars. I'm set back a little from that, so i have no bother from drunken party goers (and the bus/train station(s) is between me and the clubs so they won't bother me in the slightest. They did have a problem with some hoodies selling drugs but someone told the management company and they never came back... I like that, it's honest and shows they deal with those sorts. Plus there is a pretty girl who works at the Waitrose just down the road. Their fish'n'chip shop have people queueing up outside on a weekday evening, so I reckon it would be quite good.
All in all, I'm really excited, if it all falls apart, there is another 2 properties in the area that have my eye.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:43,
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Nice area,shame about London being lolexpensive
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:46,
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The area I was looking in, and budgeting, which is where I currently live, Southgate.... like-for-like I can knock off a good £25k and more so.Thank you, London Riots, I reckon that knocked a good £10k off, even though in reality it's a big nothing that lasted less than a week.
I also like Finchley Central, which is more proper-london, but it's just slightly beyond my reach, unless I can find a place there that doesn't need doing up.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:52,
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I think the thing to remember, is that the people who rioted generally didn't do so in the areas they lived in.And in Enfield, the anti-riot vigilanty groups were straight up on there on the second or third night, shows a really good comunity.
There are still bits of enfield that I hate, but I'm right up the oppersite end of them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:01,
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Yo! B to the attered.How is the small person this weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:25,
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Very well thanks. Sleeping at the moment, so I am enjoying the peace by watching Live & Let Die.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:31,
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That was on yesterday.It wasn't the best Bond film.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:32,
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I recorded it.It's crap. Which is why I like it. Some of the lines in it are hilarious - such as "y'all take this honky out and waste 'im". Classic.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:33,
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Has 'Sherrif JD something or another' appeared yet?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:36,
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He was in it yesterday!His brother in law has the fastest boat on the river.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:39,
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He doesn't work on Sundays so he won't be in it today. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 10:40,
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Is this the one with he New Orleans funeral procession thing?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:03,
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it's evening here.And I've spent a lot of today surrounded by textbooks.
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Thanks Jeffgood night out?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:15,
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I had a nice evening thanks.Did you get any nice pressies today?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:18,
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I didn't want anythingmy parents are buying me clothes, but I've asked them not to get them until I'm thinner. Got some random stuff off my siblings which was nice. The most bizarre one so far is my little brother who has bought me an excellent Rupert the Bear calender
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:20,
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Cool!I hope you'll be having Vienetta this evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:22,
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I might have some doritos and champagne(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:54,
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oh yeah!also happy birthday from me. Don't be sad, at least you're furhter away from teenage years
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:17,
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Cheers CavyI've always hated birthdays
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:21,
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is it the forced joilityor the reminder of your mortality?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:27,
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I thought the Crow said 'Nevermore'Or was that the Raven?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:12,
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the crow just prevaricatedabout which chimney pot to sit on
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:15,
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It's a long time since I've had to prevaricate over chimney potsParticularly since I got this comfortable desk chair instead.
It was indeed a raven (indeed, The Raven) who said "Never more." But then, a raven is a species of crow so I guess that counts.
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Feels like aftrernoon already.Stupid getting up at six for bootsale. Poo.
Now I'm struggling to stay awake, and I don't think I'll get anything done today.
Also, I'm absolutel;y sick of being in pain. Pain is also poo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:02,
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Having looked back at what I wroteyeah, you're right. That is what it sounds like. However, this is not the case. I'm just still fucked on painkillers, and over tired, and talking gibberish.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:05,
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Tell me about the jobs you applied for last week b3th.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:05,
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Have I not already told you?One is an admistrator (office manager/general factotum) for a wildlife rescue sanctuary. Should be interesting. It's one vtaht gets featured on BBC animal rescue programmes, so there is some responsibility for co-ordinatring filming schedules.
The other was a script writer for a mobile phone company customer service department thingy. They said they want someone with writing and problem solving skills.
Obviously I'm not going to admit to my advancing case of gonzism. If I get an interview, I'll have to try to blag my way through a typing test...
Did you get my email?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:11,
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I haven't lookedI'll have a gander shortly.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:14,
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It's no fun and games at all.Do you have any shiney toys to look forward too? I've been looking at videos of a new phone that I really want to get. I can't wait, I'll save £30/month on my contract AND have the latest'n'greatest phone AND I'll pocket about £250 from selling my current one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:13,
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I thought I was betterthen yesterday I decided to be bad again. You know what's really fun? Being in so much pain you're actually nauseous.
I'm just so glad I only have to go through this every couple of months. I really don't know how you do it. If I had to live under the threat of that much pain at any time of the day or night, every day of my life, I think I might just go insane. I'm impressed you haven't killed someone yet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:19,
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Damn, it helps that with the painkillers, I'm not in constant pain, but I am on very strong painkillers...... without them, I would be in constant pain, but thankfully I've got them. I think it's just as tough if it comes back every few months, currently I don't really know any different. Last night was pretty bad, but I pushed myself not to take any more.
Have you heard of a TENS machine? They really do help, them with a Hot Water Bottle.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:28,
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I've used one of thosethey feel quite horrible
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:35,
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Meh.Painkillers and heat application usually help.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:39,
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Deffo, what painkillers do you have?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:51,
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Just prescription strength ibuprofenbut it's mostly enough.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:58,
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I find when my kidneys go, ibopurithpan gel works like a lightswitch, it's instant, but doesn't last for more than an hour.Donno what the tablets are like though for that,
It's a shame you don't have anything more longer-lasting or stronger, just for while you're in a bad way.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:08,
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If you need some moreyou can borrow them off me if you want haha
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:20,
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I reckon they're alright once you get used to them.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:51,
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Anything good at the bootsale?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:16,
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I bought the first season of Walking Dead on DVDbecause I've heard it's rather good. But I found sod all worth selling.
Good birthday so far?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:20,
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I'm using my powers to torture people with bad tvyeah I always hate birthdays, will have a do later this month, but the day itself is peaceful
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:22,
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blimeya surprising number of people up this morning.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:14,
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I'll bet he has lost his new passport and he chucked his magic beans up the chuff of that mental bird.Just a guess, like.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 11:41,
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Or found his magic beans where his new passport should beAnd now has a sneaking suspicion that his new passport is up the chuff of that mental bird.
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That is one cavernous chuffIs that what drove her mental? I'm no doctor but it may be possible
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:07,
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"this is Cavernous Chuffreporting for NYFQ News..."
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:14,
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No.Well, yes. But some cunt spat at me and stubbed a fag out on my eyelid last night. I know where he lives and I may kill him.
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So a big Texan man walks into an irish pub in Dublin and declares "Well now, I hear ya' Irish folk like a drink, Well, I lay down a wager. Five Hundred american dollars to the fella who can down 10 pints of guiness in one sitting, ya'll got one hour to do the deed."
People look at the texan man and everyone ignores him, until 30 minuites later an irish fella goes up to him and says "Is that wager still on?", "Well now, you bet ya' best horse it is.", "Line them up, I'll do it". So the bartender lines up 30 pints of guiness and the irish man makes his way through all of them, without as much as a stop for a breath.
"Gawd Dayum, that's the damnedest thing I ever did see, here's five hundred american dollars. I gotta ask you though, where did you run off to for the first 30 minuites?"
And the irish guy replied "Well, I nipped to the pub down the road to make sure I could do it first".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:15,
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An oldy but a goodyA guy rushes up to the bar and says "I've just come from the hospital, I need 10 shots of JD", so without thinking the bar tender lines up 10 shots and the man drinks them one by one, When he gets to the 7th one, the bar tender says "Woh', hold on now, how comes you're drinking them so fast? What is it you've got?" So the man replies "About 50p".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 12:23,
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i was pissing by the doorwhen i hird a gun shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:12,
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tomatoes on toastwith balsamic vinegar and basil
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:30,
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I thought you'd like to see this Captainwww.youtube.com/watch?v=no8kiLDFeD4
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:39,
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yay!i loved the singing corner - i had this on video. Oh and me and my mates made a club called the Pantologists, which was us making up history about pants swinging and studying ants and their pant swining styles
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:43,
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And you wonder why you're single....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:44,
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hey! that was when i was 11 or something!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:45,
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But you still sound somewhat proud of having been a member of the Pantologists.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:46,
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ummmwell it was creative...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:47,
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heh*Just wishes I could have joined*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:48,
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What are you doing with the rest of your day(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:57,
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I'm going to tidy a bit and put some laundry onand I might do a bit of painting and piano playing.
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Are you working on any particular painting at the momentOr are you thinking of starting something new?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:01,
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I'm doing something for tennis boy's flat, assuming/as/when he finally gets his mortgageit's of an MGB, because he's got one. It might turn out terribly terribly crap though.
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Should it turn out acceptably, I may post a pictureI also owe you a photo of a ravioli. Is the singular raviolus, do you suppose?
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What I'd really love berkIs to see a picture of your MGB painting, but you've photoshopped a photo of the ravioli to the front grill where the MG badge would normally be.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:10,
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We'll you have to send me two photos and I'll have to imagine how it would look.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:14,
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i had an epiphany the other day(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:45,
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Bloody hell, you'll be making meals with actual ingredients soongood for you.
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no, it was just this one thingi had some tomatoes and due to the chutney-making-incident found I owned balsamic vinegar. I started putting it together like it was someone else controlling me - WOAH! anyway, it was nice.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:59,
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or 6 pints of wank(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:52,
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6 wanks would make a pint, for some people(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:56,
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Not me though, can you imagine gushing out a pint, it'd almost be painful.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:56,
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It'd be like in cartoons when a fire hydrant gets knocked overand one of the characters is on top of the gushing water.
Except it wouldn't be water, it'd be spunk and it wouldn't be a cartoon character, it'd be your girlfriend. That would make your cock red and metal, but I think I'll gloss over that bit.
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Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:58,
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It's the lumps on the sides of the fire hydrant that worry me.(
Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:03,
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Also the fact that in an emergencythe Fire Brigade are going to come along, hook up to my gonads and splurge me all over a building.
I kind of wish I hadn't gone down this mental road, now.
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Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:08,
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How would they hook you up?it'd have to be like some kind of milking machine. And I'm not sure the firemen would be particularly happy about having to fluff your hose, so to speak.
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Not if they've already had to slide down a pole at the station.Before polishing their helmets.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:13,
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I'd really rather not think about itI've only got one place you could jam a hose into my body and it's not an idea I'm terribly comfortable with.
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Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:14,
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I guess it could work like one of those decent super soakers with the pump.Someone stands behind you, pumps it up, aims and then presses down on sweet spot to shoot it out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:17,
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I've seen videos where that's the general idea, yes.I'm not convinced it would put out a fire though.
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I just Oh Grim'd myself.... "Maybe not a fire, but you could blow out some candles on a birthday cake".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:23,
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Nobody would want to eat that cake after you put out the candles.That's a fact.
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Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:25,
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I guess you could eat around it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:35,
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Can you imagine how sticky and goey someone would be after that?They'd need a scalding hot shower.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:03,
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I wonder if you save it up a little bit 'till it solidifys a bit, you could scalp it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:04,
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You could help the council save moneyby resurfacing their roads for them
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Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:07,
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I wonder what's on a porn star's CV.I want to see a porn star's CV now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:09,
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I saw one of those through work the other week. True story.It was rather boring.
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Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:10,
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Oh Jeff, I'm not sure, not sure at all, not in the slightest.I've got to have lamb chops tonight, on account of if I don't eat them, then I had might as well bin them. I think I'm gonna do them plain and eat them with a chili jelly that I've got, with some potatos and aspagous.
But for lunch, I think I fancy a KFC, I don't normally fancy a bit of KFC but I got a real wanting for one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:00,
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Don't get a KFC GonzYou are so much better than that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:02,
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I know I'll regret it, but I really want a zinger tower burger meal thing.I'll give it a miss, but I need an alternative.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:08,
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How about having some chicken with a bit of chili olive oil and some soda bread.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:12,
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I'm not really in a cooking mood, I'll be cooking later on tonight.I might nip down ASDA and pick up bits'n'pieces for the week, see if I can some stuff so I can construct a pizza or something after work, that's quite easy to do. Maybe I'll get some inspiration while wondering about.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:14,
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Well, that's a turn up for the books, Ma' is having lunch with a friend down the road from me and I'm gonna join them.RAWK'n'RAWL ^^
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:40,
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Is there anything better than a hot girl texting you saying she loves you?I don't think there is, only problem is she's three hundred miles away.
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She text me saying it this morning.This morning Jeff! And she knows I'm such a miserable cunt that she even asked my permission if she was allowed to admit it. Dream woman.
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Yes.And she supports Fulham, and she hates everything that I hate (which is a lot of things). Like I said, dream woman.
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Three hundred miles isn't so badI've had longer distance relationships than that. Of course they all failed, largely due to the distance, too.
Hm, at some point during this post I stopped sounding encouraging.
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Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:15,
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Yes, there is living with a hot girl who loves you.And marrying a hot girl who loves you.
And having children with a hot girl who loves you.
And Fish and Chips.
That's 4 things just off the top of my head.
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Hey Barry, you like your coatswww.superdry.com/mens/jackets/details/30985/technical-windcheater
What's your opinion on this?
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Not being Barry, I expect my opinion to count for very little.But...
It's a nice enough jacket except for one thing. It's a superdry jacket, which means you'll end up being a walking superdry billboard. If they didn't have such obvious logos on their stuff, I'd have bought some of it by now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:29,
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I don't normally like that kind of thing on jacketsbut I tried it on yesterday and the wife said it looked really good and I've seen lots of people wearing them and thought they looked good.
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I tried one of these on the other dayuk.thenorthface.com/tnf-uk-en/men/jackets/men-s-stone-sentinel-insulated-jacket.html#/item=men's_stone_sentinel_insulated_jacket_1
I was surprised at how much better it looked being worn than it did on the rail. Saying that, I'm not about to drop that amount of cash on something I'll get bored with, so I'm unlikely to buy it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:33,
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Thing is though, it's probably better value than a suit.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:36,
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Two hundred quid is my absolute limit.And at that price I'll sell stuff to make up most of the money. Just did that and bought a jacket for, funnily enough, two hundred quid.
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I'm a bit of a snob. I do not like Superdry, mainly because of the twats you see knocking about in those stupid t-shirts with 'SUPERDRY' emblazoned on it three hundred times.
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I knowI'm such a miserable cunt
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:22,
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Last nightI managed to get horrifically drunk and was sick and I upset the wife. Today I feel rough.
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23 :(And how was the night?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:21,
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Glad to hear itI'm assuming quiet night in then tonight
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:25,
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We're going to see our neighbours new house (so I guess they aren't really our neighbours any more)and they've asked us to stay for dinner.
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*quickly does the maths*(28/2)+7 = 21..... phew.
Happy Birthday Amberl, I hope you're celebrating by making a disgrace of your dieting.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:29,
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I'm going to have some champagne I reckonand some meat
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:44,
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Happy birthday(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:23,
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Cheers Bobbyhow's the job?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:24,
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Don't start til 17th but I will update b3taI have contacted one of my favourite tattoo artists about getting a piece from her whilst I'm there so fingers crossed
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:38,
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Happy birthdayyou're still in your early twenties, stop being such a grouch. It's once you hit 26 and it's all downhill to 30 that you need to worry.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Youth of today etcI can't help it if you were in school before I was even born.
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I was living on my ownwhen you were barely through puberty.
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Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:43,
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I still get ID'd for the lottery periodicallyEspecially hilarious since I'm usually significantly older than the person IDing me. I'm not particularly worried about my age. Looking it or acting it, for that matter.
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I have been ID'd for the lottery twice this yearlast time was in August. True story. I also usually get ID'd whenever I buy booze.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Please yourself.You have only ever seen me when I am dressed to go out. Normally I'm a lot more scruffy and studenty looking. I'm sure Amberl will tell you.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Amberl scares me. She's nails.And I can only apologise for refusing to stalk you when you've dressed down. What can I say? You asked me to stalk you and I refused.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:42,
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I'm a scary personberk does look young for her age. The fact I dress like a gran may not help me with mine
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:44,
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I've not met your gran, so I can't really comment on that.I'd describe my style as being 'the same as most other blokes my age'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:46,
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I've not met my gran either(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:47,
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You say that, but Amberl did come to the pier bash with a tartan shopping trolley.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:51,
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I got ID'd for booze a while backby some self-important university kid. The 17 year old who called him over was very flattering. Unfortunately, she was also 17.
31/2+7 = 22.5. No chance.
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Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:38,
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I don't remember that. Of course I'm proud of itgiven that I'm practically middle aged. I'm going to dine out on it for months.
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Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:42,
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Prynhawn da(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:21,
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A bit more human, still deaf though.I'm going to risk heading up to Camden in a few hours to meet Darth for drink, see is a vigorous buggering will shift whatever's wrong with my ear.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:31,
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meh, it's probably just blocked, but as far as I can see getting the doc to syringe it is the only answer to that.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:34,
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I'd be more concerned with how he managed to get ear AIDS(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:34,
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It's a quote from family guywhich will be entirely lost on you if you haven't watch the episode.
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I've never seen Family Guy.I'm sure I'm probably missing out, but I don't care.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:41,
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The first few series were goodI haven't watched much of the new stuff because it was pants.
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I've just had a caramelit had been in the car during the hot weather so it looked terrible, but waste not want not.
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I've not had a Cadbury's caramel in ages.I'll try and resolve that next week.
How did the painting go this afternoon? Did you make tennis boy drape himself over the bonnet of the car whilst you started sketching?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:53,
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Pfft, nohe's at work, and I haven't told him I'm doing it in case it turns out shit. I'll surprise him with it if it's good. So far it's so-so, I'm having a rest whilst I get the crick out of my neck and knees from sitting hunched over on the floor.
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Well I hope it turns out lovely, and that tennis boy is dead impressedAnd that he doesn't sell the car before you finish it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:00,
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Nah, he'd rather sell a kidney than his beloved classic motorI know this for fact.
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Does he love his car more than he loves you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:04,
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That's a shame berk.I building up to a 'old banger' joke.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:14,
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I shall try to remember.Monty may be there too.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:37,
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Well don't say hello to Monty.Just say hellp to Darth. :)
Only jestin' - say hello to both of them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:38,
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Give him a hug and a reach around from me(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:35,
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Will do, although i'm not sure hugs would be welcome.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:38,
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I'm sure they'll put up with a manly embrace if there's going to be a reacharound as well.(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)
it's more the coughy, snotty, possibly infectious nature of the hugger I'm thinking they might object to.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:43,
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Make sure she doesn't accidently put his penis in your bum and then do that trick where they spit on your back so when you trun around they spunk in your face.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:40,
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sounds like you speak from experience Gonz.I'll be careful.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:44,
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Oh I hope he goes for an Angry Pirate.He would win at Being a Man.
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Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:59,
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This is genunily Scary =Swww.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JtmWU0Mwe7E
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:25,
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I wanna meet the man who can hang 100 ravens.that's skill.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:33,
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That's the thing though, I don't think he was lying, per-se, I think he genuninly belived it.Can you imagine how dark your mind must be to think up such a powerful image?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:37,
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could be gospelcan you imagine the fun you'd have fucking with that guy if you lived next door to him.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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The fun I could have with a projector, laptop and a powersource next door his place.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:51,
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found Hole's Celebrity Skin albumin a sale yesterday (i lost my copy years ago). Man, I wish I was as cool as courtney love
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:30,
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As cool as she was back then.she's a drugged our whacko these days, and not in a good way. Great album though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:34,
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I want to be a drugged addled bitchi don't think I can pull it off though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:36,
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yeah, but she's more like a hippy now, rather than punk.not so good.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:42,
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Was she ever not a drugged out mentalcase?even when she was cool she was a windowlicker.
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prolly true, but she was coolthese days, not so much, hard to define the difference.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:40,
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Courtney Love is no cooler than L7And they were shit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:46,
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I'm still fond of L7but it's all taste, innit?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:50,
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Glad to hear you admit itdon't feel bad.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:53,
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You've gone all chopsy Amberl.Would I be right in thinking you've had a glass of booze?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:53,
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three glasses of champagne with dinner(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:58,
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There are more interesting places to be on a Sunday night(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:12,
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I'm going to keep this up until Strictly and the X-Factor has finised.Although I might stop if it gets a bit too cold.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:13,
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I just look like a gran, I'm not senile(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:19,
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hahahaI hope you've sent someone out to get Vienetta for your birthday tea.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:24,
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I'm totally fullI had a little bit of curry, some Doritos and some champagne
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:33,
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A finer birthday dinner I've yet to hear of.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:36,
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I feel a tad sick nowbut that's to be expected.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:48,
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you are very wrongman, i forgot some of the tracks on this album - Northern Lights is brilliant - a bit of me is sitting on a mattress on the floor of my student house with walls covered in paint-tester cards and a floor covered in prints from my projects and books from the essays.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:54,
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man, i was such a stereotypein a fit of nostalgia I found a picture of my room from then. I had a tie-dye wall hanging, posters of FooFighters and Offspring and blue dyed hair
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:06,
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Why is Jarvis Cocker advertising Eurostar?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:48,
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Because he's a massive cunt(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:49,
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You're wrong.berk has great taste.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:56,
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his radio show on 6hovers between being really interesting and being unbearably faux-intellectual and smug. I really can't decide if I like him or not
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:56,
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Shush your face this instantjust because it's your birthday doesn't mean I can't tell you how wrong you are.
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Nothing ever stops people from telling me thatI'm sure he's v good at what he does
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:57,
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Pulp remain the best band I have seen liveI say 'remain' - they were the last band I saw live. But they were fucking brilliant, and worth the ten year wait.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I understand no other BritPop star has enjoyed being touched by berk more this year.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:00,
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He has tweeted about nothing else since.may contain traces of lies, I don't tweet./small
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:08,
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Being a massive cunt is no barrier to being extremely good live.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:21,
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I said it's no barrierNot a hard and fast rule.
Nice to meet you last week by the way!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:22,
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off to shower, gotta be fresh for Darthy poos.leave you with this, love this song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDr-HZzNGOQ
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:59,
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He says to tell you he's coach-sweaty and five beers fresh for you.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:21,
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Yeah, his recent texts implied a few beers might have been taken.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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i'm sure it will not be awkward at all when you eventually meet(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:31,
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Oh by the wayI think it was me that pointed out you had a cum-guzzling demon on your top, not Lampito.
Sorry about that.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Not bothered.shows how unsober I actually was to forget. anyway, any insult goes to Motorhead, who's logo it is, not me. :)
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:35,
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