Oh! Drunken accidents, I've got an awesome one.
I tore a good inch of flesh off my thigh by falling onto barbed wire. I didn't notice that until the following morning, either. I had to buy new bedding in the end.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Presumably to show them what you wanted at the bedding shop
you would just have shown them the sheet that must have been stuck to your wound.

ouch.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

It took a significant part of an hour
to peel it off and wash it out the three bloody great big gouges in my leg.

Luckily I'd had a tetanus booster a couple of years back after closing my penknife on my knuckle.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I did similar.
I sliced my head open walking into a glass lamp shade drunk and decided to go to bed with a tea towel pressed against it. Took ages to get it unattached.

This was actually the last night I drank.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)