They enjoy it.
Menacing the local population while they do so.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Why not write to 'Call me Dave'
And suggest that all they need to do when civil unrest is about to start with the youth, they pay DOD to tour. The streets will be full of blue-rinse defenders.

They are bound to be cheaper than the police, and bar the odd replacement hip, a small drain on our resources.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

You know it's well over ten years since Cliff Richard had a number one single
Now we've got all this civil unrest and stuff. Just saying...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

You both speak sense

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Wibble.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'd better start drinking faster then
This'll never do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)