Two-thread Saturday!
Cool kids need not apply.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:25, 162 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm cool because I have tattooes.
How are you my dear b3th?
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Not cool.
I need tattoos.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Get one from here
www.tattoos4kids.co.uk/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

WANT!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

What one Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

oh! how can I pick
with such awesome things as glittery skulls! Seriously, I'm going to have to order some of these for my mate for christmas or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Get some spiderman ones.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I bet she'd love someone to give her some Spiderman
ifyewknowwhaddimean....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I don't know what you mean.
Explain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

who doesn't love spunk in the face?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Darth?
No, wait....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

STOP THE WORLD!
there are chocolate scented dinosaur ones! Culture is finished now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Surely you'd like those.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

that's what I mean
humankind has reached its pinnacle, no need to continue, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Well buy some, and you can die happy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

They're not mandatory but it does help.

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I only want one.
But I'm not going to do it till I know for absolutely definite what it is I want, and where.

Apparently these things are permanent. Who knew?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

draw it on in biro for a while and see how it goes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

^this
I drew my star on with a sharpie to make sure I liked it.
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

i went in with it biro'd on my wrist
then said "I want that, only better"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I think I want it on my right wrist though, so I'd have to get someone else to draw it for me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

it's much cooler to have it on the left

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

But that's where I wear my watch

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

i'd lost my watch, so I forgot that
when I get one again, it's going on the right. I always have stuff on the left - all my piercings are/were too. I blame being cack-handed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Why don't you get a watch tattoo
It'll be right twice a day and it'll save on batteries
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

What kind of a pleb do you think I am?
A watch with batteries? Bitch, please! I have a rather natty Citizen Eco-Drive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

^ Snoopy Timex.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

*Withdraws application*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I'm not a kid - or cool
Where does that leave me?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Allowed to join in here.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

OK, thanks boss
I'm scared of needles, so no body art for me - not that the idea has ever appealled anyway.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Jeff's link
does away with the needles
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

But I'm still not a kid
They might check my age if I try to get one.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I was cool yesterday evening only
I just read a top 100 fantasy and sci fi books/series'. I'd read 52. Can I apply for non cool kid status now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Loser.
(Consider cool status revoked)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

phew

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

How is Wales this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

dark

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

racist

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

It's all those coal mines b3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

and foreigners

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

xenophobics
All the welsh are, you know
(CheatingRabbit, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)

A woman I used to work with
has been twittering all week on fb about how she's going out for a special night out with her husband. First big night out since she had a baby earlier this year, so I can understand how she's excited and all taht.

She's just checked in on fb - at nandos.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Call her a cunt.
Go on b3th. DO IT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

After what happened with teh Diana/Dodi fiasco
I don't think so.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

What happened there?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

After I discovered there was a Dodi/Diana shrine in harrods, I posted something disparaging on fb
Some b3tan boys joined in and said typical b3ta things, and another girl I used to work with handed them their arses on a plate.

Quite funny, actually.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

hahahaha
It's what she would have wanted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

That's wrong on many levels
Although I suppose it could have been KFC.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

surely it doesn't matter where you go, but who you go with
/eats alone, sobs into soup
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Ah, leave her. So she's easily pleased?
Could be worse - she could be watching Joe Longthorne.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I'm sat here watching X Factor, so I can hardly judge.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I have simple tastes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Is he still alive? My nan liked him, but I seem to recall him having a brain spazz or something.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I think he's all better now.
And totally heterosexual and shit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

My nan loved Barrymore until he came out.
As far as I know, she still likes Daniel O'Donell.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

My mate's mum sleeps on the street all night to get DOD tickets

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Is that a sponsorship thing.
Or have his fans yet to venture 'online'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

They enjoy it.
Menacing the local population while they do so.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Why not write to 'Call me Dave'
And suggest that all they need to do when civil unrest is about to start with the youth, they pay DOD to tour. The streets will be full of blue-rinse defenders.

They are bound to be cheaper than the police, and bar the odd replacement hip, a small drain on our resources.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

You know it's well over ten years since Cliff Richard had a number one single
Now we've got all this civil unrest and stuff. Just saying...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

You both speak sense

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Wibble.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'd better start drinking faster then
This'll never do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Is he a woofter?
Or, as our family used to call them, 'Willy Wooofters'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

i always thought that matthew kelly was a bender
turns out he's married with kids and that but that means fuck all really
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

*Jim Royle*
Elton John was married, but he still dropped anchor in poo-bay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

jim royle?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Maybe Ricky Tomlinson's well fruity

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Who is the better scouser, Tomlinson or Cilla?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

That's like saying "What is the best turd,
arse-rippingly hard or runny and caustic?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Surely Cilla sold out by fucking off 'down south'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

She sold out by being shit, being a slag, having a gerbil face and trying to reverse the effects of her elocution lessons
thus leading the world to think hers is a scouse accent.
We say 'air and Clair, not hur and Clur.

Nowt wrong with moving away.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Oh yeah, you're off north yourself aren't you!
Still hoping to be in by Christmas?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

What d'you think?
*dozy bint*
See also Ringo. He's a knob cos he's a knob, NOT because he moved away.
Macca moved away but we don't hate him. You'd have to do some serious commuting if you wanted to make a living as Paul McCartney AND live in Liverpool's suburbs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I don't know do I.
Before Christmas, after Christmas. I dunno.

I might be heading back to Edinburgh for a few days in the next couple of weeks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I think it'll be after Chrimbo now.
Really missing the place. It's got me, Jeff, it's got me!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

It's a nice enough place
And I'd consider contracting there in the future. But for now, I'm an occasional visitor.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Yeah, they've got the nightlife.
They've got the culture, and they've got a castle.

But have they got a pier, Jeff? Have they?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

They haven't b3th. They really haven't.
If I wanted to play Crazy Golf in Scotland, I wouldn't know where to start. And they invented the fucking game.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

fuck all wrong with a bit of nandos

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Or Joe Longthorne if you're related to us eh Roswitha?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

nowt at all mate

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

facepalm
this is what having kids will reduce you to: waiting a year to go to a fucking nandos
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I'm uncool
bar my pimp coat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

You is totally NAILS!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

you need a big purple pimp hat to go with it
with a giant feather. Oh and a purple velvet upholstered car. And some whores
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Amberl is the Chief Inforcer of Jeff's Angels.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Nana said I was like Mata Hari tonight in my coat and hat.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Did you shag some high up nobs and get shot?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Ssshhhh!
(yes)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

That's pretty ace

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Tonight Matthew, I'm wearing a jacket Nelson Mandela would be proud of.
It's bloody ace.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

All set for Europe?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Passport arrived Wednesday, match ticket turned up yesterday.
Game sold out ages ago but you know me Jeff, I've got more connections than a dangerously overused extension cord. I actually cannot wait, plus we're going to Auschwitz the morning we get there which I'm looking forward to/dreading. That sort of thing fascinates me, we were going to go the morning of our flight back, but we realised going somewhere as humbling as that probably isn't the best idea when you've been awake/caning it for three days and are close to wanting to killing yourself anyway.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Make sure you don't let yourself down in Auschwitz.
Rest of the time, knock yourself out like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'm going to hang the Nigerian Whites flag from the front gates.
I'm not really. Me and the other two going are all switched on and sensible, I've already warned them there's a good chance I may cry.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Don't nick the gates either.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I don't think it's somewhere you'd say you'd "like" to go
But I think I'd want to go one day. Just to see.

Because my birthday sometimes falls on Rememberance Sunday I want to go the Menin Gate on a birthday sunday too, for the people who never even made their 18th.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Has it got arrows on it, and a number?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Can you dance like him?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Barry has been breaking rocks in preparation.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

In the hot sun?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

He fought the law.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

But Stoke won.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Fuck. Off.
I can honestly say I hope everyone in Stoke drops dead, it's such a grim pointless (besides the three today) place.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

hey!
stoke is my ancestral home!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

It is the most disgusting place in the country.
Although don't get me started on shit cities as I'll be here all day, my housemates get endless joy out of going "yeah Blackburn's quite a nice place to live" within my earshot and then watching me go on a rant as to why Blackburn and another thirty odd cities are hellholes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

If you want to venture to the West Country and tell us why it's shit, you'll be more than welcome...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

If you want to come to Bradford
I'll show you why it's shit before you've had chance to form an opinion.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

The worst thing about Stoke is the feeling of hopeless, existential despair you start to get if you spend more than twenty minutes there.
The only similar place I've been to in England is Newark, but even so it's not that bad.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Very popular amongst Norweigan film directors

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Oh come on...
Hull. Even worse than Bradford.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Still better than Stoke.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I've only ever passed through Stoke
Possibly in the way that a turd passes through the lower intestine on it's way to liberation.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

grimsby
A vision of smack-addled despair
(CheatingRabbit, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Barrow-in-Furness
a reality of smack-addled despair.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

See also Goole, Immingham, Barton, Cleethorpes etc.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I know nothing of football
But a mate is a huge Stoke fan and was ranting earlier, which is how the connection clicked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I would rather kill myself than watch Stoke week in week out.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Pulis had a go at managing Bristol City.
He was (probably) the most unpopular manager we've ever had.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Sat in Starbucks in Chicago.
I miss England
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Go to a bar instead.
evening Bob!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Will do in a bit off to roller derby next eeek
Got my tat consultation in an hour
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Whereabouts?
Want to swap places right now?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Don't be such a poof.
You're living the dream, Bobby.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I'm joking I dont miss weed though

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

MTFU
and use this opportunity productively
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Sleazy Euro disco of the day
youtu.be/5Un8DuMs3fk
This has everything you could want from a song, from the downright filthy handclaps to a male lead singer who definitely lurks round kids' playgrounds.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Evenin' all.
Who's still up?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

half ten on a saturday
how lame do you think we are?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Very.
I know blousie's gone to bed for example.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Word!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Yo Dawg!
Am I doing this right?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Innit blood!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I don't know, is it?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)

And where teh fuck have you been?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Seeing my son.
making up for being to sickly to have him last weekend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Well, that's alright then.
How is the young shaver?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Not bad, goit a bit of a cough
preying it's not my thing as his mum'd taking him to Florida in 12 days.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

is everyone ignoring the troll?
i have joined your ranks
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Suck my cunt bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Harsh on berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Typo, edited

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

is it Berk?
I didn't think she did socks
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)

i hope you aren't bert and are a real noob

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I don't
real noobs are dull lately.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

you fear change

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

And will meet a tall dark stranger who will nick your wallet.
That'll be £10 please.

Any more fortunes need telling?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I fear dullness.
name me a good recent noob.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I am DJing vinyl in my back bedroom.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)

At least you'll have an appreciative audience

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)

to an audience, or all by yorself?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)

all by myself.
And I appear to have lost Mandarine Girl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

You have a girl made of oranges?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=36bMqbiorcE&feature=related
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Regrettably she's not made of oranges
If she was she'd have decomposed long ago to the eternal relief of mankind.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Look on youtube for Mandarine Girl.
I can't find the rekkids. Pumping out drummatic twins now. You would like my style of breaks, trust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I've not logged into my e-mail today (or yesterday)
Anything you need me to have a gander at tomorrow PD?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)

not so far. but i have just dropped Koma & Bones- The Wall.
Breakbeat classic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)