I'm having quite a ridiculous time of it at the moment.
I feel like a supporting cast member in an episode of Barryoaks.

The ex is giving me grief, I've got a crush on somebody else's girlfriend and the girl that is interested in me doesn't have any distance to her because she's a) although hot, not otherwise interesting and b) being a 28 year old Hindu, she's under considerable pressure to marry somebody culturally suitable.

All I need to complete the plotline is to get into a physical confrontation with a squadron of rugger buggers.

Just two months ago, everything was so much more straightforward.
( Kroney, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucking hell, that's rough.
Go for the Hindu, I'd say. It's her own choice as to whether she's with you or not. You shouldn't let her family weigh on your decisions.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Like I said, she's not all that interesting.
I was just thinking about all the stuff that's happened in the last few weeks and it's struck me as almost soap operatic.
( Kroney, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Shag's a shag mate.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)

So you fancy a mates bird?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Schoolboy errors, Jeff.
I have them.
( Kroney, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Mates birds are a lot like Chinese food.
You like what you've got, but you always fancy trying something that someone else has on their plate.

It's perfectly normal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

The mistake is made
when you lean over to grab it without asking
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

but duck pancakes are delicious
/misses the point
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Quite.
Imagine dipping your prawn cracker in someone elses wonton and them catching you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

And the next thing you know,
she's got an handful of somebody else's pork balls

Hang on, was that a little crass?
( Kroney, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

i like this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)