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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Bobby's there now, are you two gonna have sex and get married?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:03,
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14 years ago)
he's no where near me so I doubt it
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:04,
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Leave an open packet of crisps by the front door, he'll find you
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:05,
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Pfffft!
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:06,
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look, sex is one thing but marraige is a whole other
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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I heard he's a proper hunk of manhood, he has the potential to inseminate women at will.
I'd be careful, keep at least a state or two between you. You don't want any of that huge spunk on you.
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NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:06,
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there are far too many jokes I don't get in this post
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:08,
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Bob ain't had sex in years and he's lookin for a ride
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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I'm sure he'll be able to charm a far prettier and thinner gal into his bed chamber now that he's in america
we're all sluts, you know
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:10,
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Bobs somewhat unfortunate, some slag'll sit on his face and he'll up up with piss flap boils n lesions on his face.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:14,
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No, you're thinking of Catface there...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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