According to Cracked.com
the best name ever belongs to Sergeant Major Max Fightmaster.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sergeant Major is a ridiculous name.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)

An ex went to school with the daughter of a man called Judge, who was a judge.
Judge Judge.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

My brother was married by the Right Rev Love.
He wasn't, to my disappointment, a Barry-White-esque evangelical preacher.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

'Barry White' is a fairly epic misnomer, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

He is, though, a walrus of love.
so that's all OK.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

DID YOU KNOW
that he only got into the music industry as a way of laundering money made through crime? His success was nothing more than a happy bonus to him.

cf Eazy-E and also Eric B of Eric B and Rakim fame. Explains why his scratching is fucking dismal and yet never got the sack by 'The Greatest MC of All Time' (c) most hip hop fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I did not know that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Nor do you care, I'm sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I'm not sure not caring is the case
it's an interesting piece of information.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)