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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Apparently more people than ever are changing their names by deed poll
What would you change yours to?

Alt: best name you've ever heard of/met?

alt alt: halloween, shit or just a bit of fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:42, 184 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Alt: Norbert Dentressangle. Rolls off the tongue.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)
beautiful
I met a chap called Hawk Steele once
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)
It's a logistics company but I like the name.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Is it really? I thought it was a hauliers, like Eddie Stobart.
you live and learn.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
We deal with them
Absolute bunch of tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I wouldn't.
I thought about it when My sister changed hers a few years back, but I view my name like my face, it's not the best, but I'm used to it and it's me so I'll stick with it.

AltlAlt: It can be either depends on the company, like most stuff it's commercialised shite but can be a good excuse for a get together. In related news it's also my wedding anniversary.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Congratulations!!!
Lol
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
The fun thing is I'd almost forgotten the association.
it certainly won't spoil it for me. my ex on the other hand will probably be all sad, for some reason she's still getting over things, I guess that shows you which of us is more worth missing, or which of us is a callous bastard, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I like the idea of having an anniversary at Halloween though.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
it was so I couldn't forget, also we both liked the holiday.
My mate went one better and got married on his birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
choosing your wedding date as a memorable day of the year to ensure you don't forget the anniversary
is not, I would suggest, indicative of a long and happy life together.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
We managed 5 years together, 7 on paper.
There were good bit but I wouldn't call most of them happy. The wedding was good though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
two more than me.
well played. Although my aggregate score is increasing by the day.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Meh, 3 years on and I'm pretty much over it.
it worries me that the ex isn't though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
3 more than me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)
I've already changed my name by deed poll.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Were you trying to avoid the cardigan creditors?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Well that, and to keep my granddad's surname going.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Kirk Hammerton.


I still think the footballer Danny Invincible has the best name ever, even if a commentator did try to convince me it was pronounced 'Invince-blah'.

Also, Stern John, but only because I like to think he has a brother called Jovial Frank.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I shouldn't laugh, but the idea of "Jovial Frank" has really amused me.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I've heard much better names
but the one that made me laugh recently was addressing a letter to Mr Gay of Lavender Close

Halloween is shit, why would anyone dress up for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)
To make you seem more interesting than you actually are?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)
A bit harsh suggesting that Amberl should make an effort to appear more interesting than she really is.




A bit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on Al
I'm done loads of things... continues on page 96
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)
All the best articles get split over two different sections of the magazine.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Unrelated to your answer
is it true Playboy asked Beth Ditto to pose for them?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Why would I know the answer to that question?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)
It seemed like something within your remit

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)
CQ is your man for Ditto-nudity related stuff I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Excellent point
I've maligned Al unfairly
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Apology accepted. I will no longer blank you in public and may even buy you gin.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)
If only to stop me from droning
Excellent method.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Why on earth would I need that?
/drones
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I wasn't actually insulting you,
just the people who make a big effort to dress up.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
I told my mum about that one, lolling heartily.
Then remembered that she's a poofter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Accidental homophobia lolz
/Gay positive
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)
According to Cracked.com
the best name ever belongs to Sergeant Major Max Fightmaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Sergeant Major is a ridiculous name.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
An ex went to school with the daughter of a man called Judge, who was a judge.
Judge Judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
My brother was married by the Right Rev Love.
He wasn't, to my disappointment, a Barry-White-esque evangelical preacher.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
'Barry White' is a fairly epic misnomer, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
He is, though, a walrus of love.
so that's all OK.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
DID YOU KNOW
that he only got into the music industry as a way of laundering money made through crime? His success was nothing more than a happy bonus to him.

cf Eazy-E and also Eric B of Eric B and Rakim fame. Explains why his scratching is fucking dismal and yet never got the sack by 'The Greatest MC of All Time' (c) most hip hop fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I did not know that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Nor do you care, I'm sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I'm not sure not caring is the case
it's an interesting piece of information.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Hermal Dikshit
He works for Dell in India
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Alt alt: shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I bet you fucking love Halloween pun names then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Oh God yes. I love them so, so much.
A couple of years ago mine was 'Halloweennamesarefuckingbent Boyce'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I'll stick with the name I've got I think
Alt: An old maths lecturer was an American called Randy Fleisch (pronounced 'Flesh')

Alt Alt: Fucking shit
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
My brother had a customer called Ferhat Ferhangel.
He did not wear a fur hat, to his disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Emerson Stranglewank III
Alt: an ex of mine used to work with a journalist called Minty Clinch.

Alt Alt: Nothing wrong with the festival itself, just the ridiculous americanisation of it that's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
My mother was taught by a 'Mrs Smellie'.
Bad career choice with a name like that, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
My maiden name wasn't great when it came to the chalkface.
It took about half a term of studiously ignoring back-of-the-classroom singing before they dropped the piss-takes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Was it by any chance a popular childrens song regarding a farm and the animals it housed?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)
*cries*
*repressed memories*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Has no-one mentioned Randy Bumgardner yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Yes!
I just did. But I was taking so long to compose my well-thought-out answer that you beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
A guy at scholl was called William Cramp
obviously he was known as Willy...

We also had an IT teacher called Mr. Sherne, known as Eric to one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)
That's such a lie, you obviously never went to school.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Hey, that's not fair!
Like you, he was just ill when they did 'English Language'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Mr. Sherne's first name was something else, Eric was a nickname
Willy Cramp is a real person though, i think he nonced some girl after he left.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I was mocking "scholl"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I always type scholl instead of school...the 'o' and 'l' are too close together

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Your high ground is a little 'bankrubt' here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Sorry I can't talk right now, I'm getting a call from a credit card company offering me a good rate.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)
DAMN YOU TO HELL.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Strange but true, my ex-wife's grandfather was called Bill Cramp
I assume not the same one, unless you are very old.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
The mighty Randy Bumgardner
always makes me laugh like a mong in a toyshop. I fucking love that episode of HIGNFY.

Technically, I changed my name when I got married. Does that count?

Alt Alt: as with xmas, if you're with a bunch of like-minded people and having fun, it's aces. If you're a misanthropic old cunt who doesn't like to see things over-commercialised, it's 'fucking bent' and 'shit'.

Personally, I fucking hate bonfire night. Mostly because I can't go to/enjoy bonfires & fireworks, on account of having to peel the dog off the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
The trick is not to take the dog.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Or at the very least stop using it as a 'sex aid'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
That would be a great idea.
If I could just completely soundproof the house, I could leave him alone for teh evening.

Trying to get him out for a piss in the evenings is fucking horrific during the months of November and December.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Drug him
and surely living in weston going outside at any point is 'fucking horrific'?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
But enough about your husband....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Roffle.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)
really?
Have you thought of kicking the fuck out of all the idiot pikeys within hearing distance, then? I think it's punishable by a public flogging up here to let off fireworks on anything other than Nov 5th, Dec 31st or the last day of the Tattoo. It's a sad day when yet again Scotland is demonstrably a more civilised country than England.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)
i think the poverty, lack of education, drug taking, alcoholism and generally being a shit province balance out the fireworks law

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)
I'm struggling to see any forms of poverty or drug taking where I live
the only alcoholism is my own and the education system in Scotland is and always has been far superior to England. And bear in mind I'm English. The only problem I have with the place is small-minded anti-Englishness occasionally. Mostly, though, you can weigh that up against people who think Scotland is full of drug-taking illiterates, when in fact that now describes pretty much any provincial town in England.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I'm not struggling to see any forms of poverty or drug taking where I live.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Oh hai Monty is that a mirror?
/has one of those mirrors as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)
*racks out lines on said mirror*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)
+ *realises he doesn't have a credit card left to chop it out with*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I have been in a 'has drugs but no note with which to snort them with' situation on a number of occasions.
Really living the champagne lifestyle dream right there. That and 'inhaling through your nose in a shit-splattered lavatory cubicle' really makes the dream complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
The good thing is that you recognise this and are
taking meaningful to straighten out cracking on as normal
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)
No, that time it was just a really ugly person standing in front of him
but I can see why you would make that mistake.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)
yes, but when it's done with an air of raffish bravado, it's probably OK.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)
That's what I keep telling myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I think Edinburgh is like London, a beacon of hope amogst towns filled with cretinous lacklustre morons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This might also be true, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)
One of these days, I'm going to have to move home.
Free prescriptions, free eyetests, free care homes, and now I find there's no bastard random fireworkery as soon as it gets dark in teh evenings.

And teh house prices are cheaper, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Er....we get fireworks going off for about a fortnight either side of Nov 5th,

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)
shush.
be very quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.

Edit - also, you live pretty near me don't you? I really can only remember hearing them on the friday or saturday either side, and my mate that runs one of the Edinburgh noise pollution teams says they come down like a ton of bricks on people doing it outside those times.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I work in Edinburgh but I live about 8 miles outside it.
I still pay Edinburgh council tax, but the council's attitude out our way is a little more laissez-faire.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Just think of that shiney new tram your council tax is paying for...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I wouldn't, I quite like my name
Alt: Dong Mingazhu and Sarah Pitchfork are two that spring to mind for good names.

Alt Alt: I enjoy it, but that's just because my friends and I see it as an excuse to do fancy dress and get plastered. My Harold Shipman outfit was quite popular. If I can afford it, I'll be wearing this this year. I was going to get it last year, but some fucker got it 5 minutes before I got there.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I went to the not-a-christening naming ceremony of the daughter of a former colleague
Where they had given her the middle names Sailor Joy.
It made me laugh, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)
what a couple of retards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)
To be fair to them
They are selling her services down at the docks
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)
To be even more fair, I'm their biggest customer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Nonce

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)
'Naming ceremony'?
What utter fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)
I thought that
But they at least had the decency to hold it in a room too small for the number of guests they'd invited, so I was able to nick out to the pub and miss that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I can beat this.
My mate has three kids:
Autumn Amber Mara, Kai Sebastian Loki and Conan Isaac Draco.

He nearly stopped talking to us when he announced the latest and his friends, to a man, pissed them selves. He totally fails to see how a "traditional Irish name" like Conan can possibly get his third born bullied at school.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Was it named after the harry potter character?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Probably
The other 2 have obscure Star Wars names that you only know if you've read the books, apparently.

This is the same guy who walked down the aisle to the Imperial March, I was best man and got 10 seconds warning, it was a struggle to keep a straight face.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)
what was he even doing walking down the aisle?
shouldn't he be at the front shitting himself?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)
OK, maybe he was and we walked up with his wife
it was a while back and I only remember the walking and the trying not to piss myself, it was a registry office do, and not all that conventional so who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)
either way it's well fucking weird
I'd be happy to introduce a law that people like that should be banned from breeding. I believe the French and Kiwis have some prior form in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)
He's a good chap otherwise
but I won't defend any of the actions listed here.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Oh, I know, as I said below
I've got mates like that. Some form of total blind spot relating to integrating their interests into every facet of their life. I'm just trying to imagine what they would think of me turning up in salopettes to my wedding and calling my children Mercian Black Widow and Rossignol Bandit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I don't even know what these things mean, but I get the point.
I think you should be allowed to be a silly as you like at your wedding, although I reserve the right to laugh, but saddling your kinds with silly names is just cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)
It was a 'civil partnership' no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I could not be part of something like that, I know it's selfish, but i just couldn't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
He was my best mate.
If he wanted to be a tawt it was none of my concern. I also sported a pony tail and a poor teenage tasch at the time, I think I did enough violence to his wedding photos to pay him back
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)
If only you were my frind on Face book I think I have one up...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I keep my real life seperate, nothing personal
i shall be growing a moustache in November for Movember, hopefully it will not be too teenage-like
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)
I already have one, but this one is much more awesome.
I understand the separation, this is why I have a separate account for b3ta peoples.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Mara is the name of Luke Skywalkers girlfriend
I could not tell you for love or money how I know that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)
This sounds about right.
Geek.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Very true
but I still don't know how I know that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I only know there were books due to this guy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Just wait until the kid comes home, talking about crushing his enemies.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
One can only hope.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)
It's giving them a middle name out of Harry Potter that's going to get them kicked to fuck.
A friend of mine swore, absolutely swore blind, he'd call his son Axl. Thank fuck he's only had daughters and his wife's too old to resprog now.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Where's phillijoe when you need him?
I think his kids are called "Han Solo" and "Larp Firefly", or some shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Akira, probably.
I, jokingly argued for "the" and "destroyer" as middle names, but I don't think I'd ever have gone through with it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Thank God there hasn't been a dismal modern remake....oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
One is Akira Fear-her
and the other is Leia Princess Alderaan
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I saw a humorous video this morning of Bradley Walsh trying not to corpse
After asking a contestant what sport Fanny Chmelar (pronounced shmeller) was associated with.

Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Wrestling?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Diving, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Skiing it turns out

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I wish Bradley Walsh was a corpse.


PS thanks so much for that gizmo. Have yet to try it as only got my stuff back on Friday. But thanks again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)
No problem
After I'd got it I went through my tapes and realised I couldn't be arsed about almost all of them and the rest I'd already torrented.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I am expecting a similar glum epiphany
but there are several old rave mixing desk recordings that I definitely want to hear again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)
spoons!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Briefly toyed with adding the family name "Danger" on marriage so that I could be Dr Danger.
Didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Danger should only ever be a middle name

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Unless your surname is "Highvoltage"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)
or wank

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
That was my first thought, but for some reason decided I didn't want to go that crude
fuck only knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)
A guy at Uni wanted to get his PhD, just so he would be Dr. paine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)
A friend on getting his PhD
was most pleased that he had gone from being Mr Right, to Dr Right
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
My friend decided against doiong a PHD following his masters
forever denying me of a friend called Dr.Frost :(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I would be Troy Justice, Jim Firecity or Ultraturbobitch3000.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Lance Manly
Or Dirk Thrust.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Rico Flambé
John Groinwell.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)
oh man
those names just get the ladies frothing at the gash
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)
At the first place I worked
I realised while going through the directory that we employed
Georg Buch
Sarah Buchan
Roger Buchanan

So I was tempted for a while to change my surname to Buchananan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Alt: I used to work with a Mark Hunt
Said in his South Yorkshire accent, it had us in fits. He never could see the funny side of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Yorkshireman without sense of humour shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This only made it funnier.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Hello maestro.
Finished that excellent book. Many thanks indeed - Nazi film still to watch. I am hugely grateful to you for your kindness, dear boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Glad you liked it.
Just don't be tempted to try any of the recipes on your ex.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Too late....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)
I really liked it.
The only thing I like more ancient warfare....is ancient biochemical warfare.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)
The old trebuchet and rotting corpse malarky eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Hornets' nest bombs and all kinds of shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)
A true renaissance man.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)
One of my old lecturers was a Mike Hunt
According to his webpage he now chooses to go by the name Michael
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Blaze Falconburger.
Alt- Anil Ram
Alt2- Scounge enabling Bullshit
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)
i once knew a man called michael michael

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)
My grandad's called Raymond Joseph Joseph [surname]

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)
I have a friend who's middle name(s) is/are
Bartholomew Bartholomew.

Apparently when he was confirmed in a catholic church they asked what new middle name he wanted and just picked the one he already had
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
That's what Grandpa did

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)
should have picked 'danger'

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:52, Reply)
I think the drummer with The Hollways is called Dave Danger.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
I sold some speakers to a Dunstan Dunstan

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
Wasn't he in 'Saved By The Bell'? :)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
I changed my name while I was married
I quickly realised it was a shit name and people always asked to spell it, which was odd as it was really simple. I almost went for a kind of shortened hyphenated thing because it would be rude.

I think if I changed mine, I'd change it to a pun of some kind. THen regret it really soon after
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)
That makes you Captain Sensible.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:02, Reply)
I have to live with the knowledge
that given the opportunity, I will do something stupid, just because it's funny.

If i'd known it was only going to be for a couple of years, I'd have gone with the rude hyphenated name, definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)
You need to be more like Barry and make your own opportunities to be stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)
I would change mine to Quentin Uender.
A fine sounding name, think you not?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Fiona Uender
That also has a certain ring to it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
it does indeed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)
I'd already changed mine twice before I was 15
And I'm happy with this one.

My aunt went to uni with a guy who changed his name to Rory Borealis which I thought was excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
My Niece is called Lilly Jean
Guess what gets sung at her all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Lilly the pink or Jean Genie.
*nods knowingly*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)

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