I'd rather shoot myself than be a teacher
in all likelihood
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yes, I think so too.
But I do respect those that can.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Thiiiiiiiiis
I'd rather work in McDonalds than teach. I could just about manage it at university level, but kids of any age can fuck off.
(berk, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)

*high five*
I'd be guilty of multiple murders in minutes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)

doesn't count as murder if they are not proper people yet.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)

What if they're dressed as nuns?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)

There were two women dressed as nuns at Oxford train station today
I was actually very upset when I realised they weren't proper nuns, but were instead flyering for the play of Sister Act that;s coming to the theatre there.
(berk, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I hope one said to the other, 'I don't normally come this way'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Oxford station is cobbled?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Being in Oxford
I'm sure you've already seen plenty of Dominicans and Franciscans stalking about
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I haven't, in all honesty
not that I've noticed. I'm concentrating more on not mowing ignorant pedestrians down when I'm cycling through the city centre.
(berk, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

The Dominicans are the ones
in long white monk's robes with a black belt and black pocket hanging from it. I was walking behind a novice and an older monk one time and they were discussing which flavour crisps to buy.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Nope, not spotted any of those yet
Oxford is a strange place.
(berk, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

You can pretend they are penguins.
Oddly, my dad said something about children not being proper people til they are 18 once, my ex wife probably still hasn't forgiven him.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

*Awards berk her first star*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)