What was your record for crack pipes?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

One in every orifice
Bejazzus that takes a LOT of muscle control, so it does.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)

You must have been a shit crackhead, that's not how you're supposed to take it at all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

But I've not died in a splodge of purple in a bedsit
Who's sorry now, sonny Jim?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)

When I grow up I'm gonna be a proper crackhead
I ain't sellin my bum bum though, I'm sure you regret sinking that low.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I regret nothing (there's a French song about that, y'know)
Although selling my buttocks to medical students may not, you're quite right, have been the best idea.

They only wanted them to put on a flagpole for rag-week. The scamps.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)