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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Probably time for a new thread
If you were a person of myth and legend, who would you be?

alt: what is the most kickass mythological beast?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:12, 225 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
God
T-rex
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:15, Reply)
I see what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)
Kraken

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)
it is pretty good

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)
It's what I call my winky when it's not so cold

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)
sisyphus
Condemned to pushing huge rock uphill and then it would roll down. He'd then push it back up


Alt: the rancor
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:18, Reply)
that sounds like many peoples' jobs

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)
How does Star Wars come under mythology?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)
well certainly it's structure is based on the mythological
in fact Mr Lucas admitted that it was based on the writings of Cameron in Hero With a Thousand faces in which he collects together many myths and discusses their role within a society and the common themes which run through them.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)
Pew pew pew lazers is not based on anything irrespective of what some cunt with no chin says

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
seriously?
think of the journey of the hero Luke Skywalker - it's a classic tale of leaving their own society, making a journey of self discovery and returning to where he belongs a transformed individual. With lazers.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)
And then not being able to get any decent acting work for the next twenty years.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:33, Reply)
He started off being a whiney little bitch, and he finishes off being a whiney little bitch
at some point in between he fingers his sister and gets a new hand
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:33, Reply)
possibly his old man found out about the whole fingering incident and wasn't best pleased

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Don't exaggerate, Rory, it was a peck on the cheek and nothing more.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
you're a whiney little bitch who fingers his sister
and so's your face
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)
oooh
Cavy, my white knight
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)
*dons plate armour*
*adds modifier*

*falls off horse*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)
You'd be just like every other woman, always trying to shift that extra stone.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Psychopomp.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)
Hermes is a bro.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Herpes is a bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
I liked the Hydra
I wouldn't want to be one, though.
(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)
You're totally a sanctamonius cunt
If you don't believe me, look at the latest entry on Kristines thread.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
*hands over a big spoon*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)
*gets to work at what he does best*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)
What? Why? What did I do?
Oh I see. Meh, I don't have any beef with her. Or you. *shrugs*
(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
oh I know, I'm just shit stirring

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)
sticking to what you know best, eh?

(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)
i totally agree!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)
YEEEERSE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
hahaha
berk by name, berk by fucking nature
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
The minute we get a bit of non-tedium, whether it's true or not, and they're all tutting.
When anyone else does it it's all "OH CLICK YOU, RIGHTEOUS BROTHER, YOU WAG."

Verily. *verb*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
as a casual observer
i reckon one of the reasons offtopic is a bit frowned upon by some is because housewhales use it as a fucking blog about how fat they are or lonely or the latest relationship fail or blahfuckingblah

barrys posts make me laugh. needy fat chicks whinging about men what dont fancy them do not. its a comedy forum girls. i just wish more of us were hanging out the back of old brasses
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I'm hanging out of one now.
And I'm all peng in my hoody.
But I thought it best not to mention on a support forum.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)
perhaps its because theyre all so fucking old man
thats what you do when youre old aint it. you whinge and tut.

and piss yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I do that all the time, But I don't grumble.
Barry's taking requests on what to sing in the brasshouse. Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
i just hope whatever he chooses is accompanied by some top quality arm/air punching this is all i care about

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I wish I'd suggested When I Need You by Leo Sayer
but I suggested Popcorn instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
id have gone for on a ragga tip myself

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)
The Sign by Ace of Base

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
come into my life, joyce sims

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
You win...
Again! By the Bee Gees!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I'd be a sausage

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Pan.
The bloop.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)
No, your bloop.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)
I just like the idea of a creature that must be bigger than a blue whale but has never been seen.
And it's probably just the sound of icebergs calving.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)
I'd like to be Hercules
It's more likely I'd be Eurystheus though.

Alt: Hydra
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Medusa! nuff said.
Alt: Torquemada from 2000AD.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:12, Reply)
if you were medusa
you'd just complain about unmanageable hair
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:14, Reply)
if she was medusa
I'd still offer to spunk on her face
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)
these are the words of a true gentleman

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:22, Reply)
I'd even offer to finger her while I was doing it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
isnt that
like trying to pat your head while you rub your tummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
it's like patting a sex head, while rubbing a sex tummy.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:25, Reply)
Leaving tiny droplets of stone

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:25, Reply)
that's how you get gravel

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
He's going to have a job explaining gravel down his cock
to the hospital. And Mrs Al for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Be pure, be vigilant behave.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I'd be Odysseus. He ruled hard.
Kickass beast = Jormungandr.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)
no, Jocasta got it hard

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
lol classical humour

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Reynard the Fox, the non anti-semite version.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)
King Arthur.
Alt: the lovechild of Hilter & Swipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Alexander the Great
not strictly myth and legend I know. That or Athena.

Alt: Dragon obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)
I am great aren't I

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
* does tilty hand gesture*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
*does justin bieber hair hand gesture*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
touché

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)
of course you are
all misunderstandings over Beth Ditto aside
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
I lost my verginaty to a women who looked like beth ditto, true story, you couldn't see the straps on her ankles because they embedded into her ankle-fat.
I don't know why I'm telling you this.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)
I don't know why either Gonz :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)
I'm having flashbacks to Spakkas slash fiction

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)
His cock doesn't do that pre cum thing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Oh great, now I look double-autstic with my dinner

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
now this is the bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
That's not waffles you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
i just farted

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
How fucking dare you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
OH FUCK YEAH I CAN GET MY PHONE AFTER WORK TOMOROW AT A PLACE NEAR WORK AWWW HELLL YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
I really am a person of myth and legend
Why should I want to be anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)
What was your record for crack pipes?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)
One in every orifice
Bejazzus that takes a LOT of muscle control, so it does.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
You must have been a shit crackhead, that's not how you're supposed to take it at all

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)
But I've not died in a splodge of purple in a bedsit
Who's sorry now, sonny Jim?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)
When I grow up I'm gonna be a proper crackhead
I ain't sellin my bum bum though, I'm sure you regret sinking that low.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)
I regret nothing (there's a French song about that, y'know)
Although selling my buttocks to medical students may not, you're quite right, have been the best idea.

They only wanted them to put on a flagpole for rag-week. The scamps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)
King Arthur, just so I could have the satisfaction of an awesome Rick Wakeman LP being dedicated to me.
Springheel Jack.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I would be Barry

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
My stoodent days were fairly mundane
I think Barry is living out all our repressed excesses for us.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I wonder what he's doing now?
I bet he's just in the chippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I think he's in Poland
Doing some football violence.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Yeah but I bet he's got lost and is in the chippy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Do they have chippers in Poland? I've never been.
I suppose they must - their economy is based on potato and sullen warehousemen exported to the UK from my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
They do have takeaways as I recall yeah.
They also have boss soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Not high on my "must visit" list really
More to the point - Wednesday and there's only you and me here. That's encouraging and worrying at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I'm just about to go and do my washing as well.
See, I can be exciting as well, TD!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Washing is exciting
I pay someone to do my washing.

That's awfully middle clarsse but I can't be arsed doing it myself.

Look - more people have appeared!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Beowulf
Alt: maybe a manticore, or a jabberwoke
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I saw this and thought of you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCvl4UWYCk4
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)
*sniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Cheers doze
Won't play on my phone so will watch it tomorrow but from the title alone it looks more my thing than most of your links.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
You done that presentation yet, Plum?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Week on Friday.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
That's good
I've got a smashing negative equity job on Friday.

Blank out the details and you can use it as a case study if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Cheers doze.
Was funny, bloody phone's playing up but got some of it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
It's only 26 seconds long.
KERMIT THE FROG, KERMIT THE FROG, KERMIT THE FROG, COOKIE MONSTER! Yeah, Kermit the Frog from Cookie Monster, you need a little clarity? Check the similarity!

But then no similarity was profferred. I feel somewhat cheated, but I suspect that revolved around Cookie Monster having the right to get ill, and if anybody fights back Cookie Monster has the right to kill.

Sumthin' sumthin' they both ride horses!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
in which case I saw all of it.
I like silly covers. And muppets. It was very sweet of you to think of me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I was wanking at the time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)
You too?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Dozer and blousie sittin' in a tree
W A N K I N G
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Not thinking of each other obviously.
He only has eyes for Fiona.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
She only has orifices for me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)
grim

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)
what's grim?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
the term orifices just makes
everything sound gross
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Fiona loves The Stone Roses
She said it on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I know what else she is quite partial to.
But that is between me and her only.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Imagine if Fiona and Jeff did a porno
You guys could watch it together.

Inna tree, oviously.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)
ooh
are they spitroasting a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
you have a dirty mind young lady, whay would they do that?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)
jeff is also known as jeffthedogfucker
i don't know if you remember.

also, you know, Fiona looks like she might be the type
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Jeff Bridges you plum
On accounnt of how Beej likes him lik doze like fiona...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
You have no idea what goes on in my mind.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
*sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Oh dozer!
Don't try and hide it, you did a nice thing, be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Got a question but don't feel like asking the dolts on Yahoo Answers.
Ever been defrauded on Ebay? How to avoid?
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)
no.
Use your brain, check the feedback ans apply common sense.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
feel like I should give you a comedy answer to this
but I got nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I'm a fucking ebay god.
Also the guy in the next carriage is definitely Steve Austin, why wouldn't he be on a train fron Streatham to new cross?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
He's dead?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
That's Steve Irwin..

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Oh yes! duh!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
NO!!!!
The Six Million Dollar man can't be dead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Stone Cold(formerly stunning) Steve Austin, you div.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Not Bostin' Steve Austin then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Possibly, when I last watched WWE if was still WWF.
He may well have a new gimmick, or this may be an hilarious joke I am not getting.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)
No - sorry boss
A bit of a late '80's girl punk reference.

I won't do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Damn, that's the kind of thing I should get my apologies

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Fuzzbox
www.discogs.com/Weve-Got-A-Fuzzbox-And-Were-Gonna-Use-It-Bostin-Steve-Austin/release/854181

Fucking superb band until they got all commercial.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Cool, will investigate tomorrow
Nearly home and will be going straight to bed as I feel poo
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I vaguely remember them for that International Rescue song.
Were a couple of them fit? No Wendy James hotties, but I was a mere child at the time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I've been boozin'
And I'm a bit wobbly.

BLURRUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
oh Jeff
I would not expect this kind of behaviour from you
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Sorry Captain.
I've let EVERYONE down.

Sorry. Again. I'm sorry.

You okay?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
hmmm, don't let it happen again
I'm OK, got some cake and sang a student's analysis to Bohemian Rhapsody at work today, so, productive.

you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Been on the sauce.
Been told that I'll have to take a 15% reducation in rate if I take a contract extension.

All in all, a good day for beer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
fuck sake
that place sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I'll busk about for something else, otherwise I'll take it.
Thems the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
*takes advantage of beer goggles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
You don't need no beer goggles from me.
*Faints*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Don't faint...............not now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
You'll have to give me mouth-to-mouth!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)
*puckers up with tongues*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
*Finds arm that'll pull you closer has dramatically recovered*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Watch the tattoo. It's still a bit sore.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)
I was talkin' about MY arm!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I'm going to bed. I'm getting confused.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Oh naughty Jeff.
If it wasn't a steep hill to the offie I'd be in a similar state myself.

What can you say to redeem yourself?

NGNGNG NG NG Isn't a valid answer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I'm alright TD
How is your Bro doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)
My brother has Hodgkins Lymphoma
My dad died in August of Haemochromotosis.

I have Haemochromotosis as well.

How do you think I should feel?

I have a business that's going down the pan, a house that's falling apart round my ears, investments that looked fantastic five years ago and are now just about worth the paper they're written on.

I'll pretend to be happy if you want, but it isn't really me, if you see what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I'll come up and get pissed with you at some point if you want me to add to your list of woes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
: /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
*does that thing where they sit on the shitter with their laptop*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
*ignores roota until she's done shitting
and pulled her pants up*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Can't say she'll always flush the chain
*HMHB lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
CRUCIFIXION NAILS

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
To help your 'movement'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHK-C62nzYE
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Woss fink lar?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-15356158
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Totally did it.
Who else looks like that in 2011?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Me!
I've got the tache and perm. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Hahahahaa
Is it natural or is there a monthly appointment with perm lotion and curling papers?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
It's a big FIB Roots!
Blousie will tell ya I've got neither!

Hey, I'm off to 'North of the border' again next week, want to me to find out if anyone is looking for poo-machines, or are you quite fixed on where you fancy working?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I just want nice freindly uni/library/admin happy person do a bit of organising if they want like cos I can but don;t mind being total pleb work thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)
I'll forward your very specific details!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Thanks Jeff.
I'm actually very capable and also make the workplace BOSS.
I got complimented on making everyone get along the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
You sound like the sort of person I could work with.
Only I'm not recruting.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)
WHEN I NEEEEEED LOVE, I JUST CLOSE MY EEEEEYES AND I TOOOOOOUCH LOVE

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Keeping me warm night and day.
Leo Sayer lols.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
IT'S COLD OUT SO HOLD OUT
Here the washing macine might always be this noisy or it might be because I'm near it
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)
AND HEAR WHAT I SAY...................

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
What the fuck?!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Sorry it's been a while.
AND DO LIKE I DO............
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
More like it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
You would not believe the image I have of you based on some of the stuff you post.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)
What stuff I post? About shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
that and general scousness

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Oh, you mean my 'tache.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
He likes ladies with facial hair.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)
what about beards whats his stance on beards

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Not keen as his is not as awesome as his tache.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
well thats me out of the fucking running aint it

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
FEEL MY PAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)
sumink to hold on to, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
That's what our hips are for.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Stop that you dirty cow

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
its all getting a bit fucking podka in here i think we should rein it the fuck in

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
I don't know what that means, but they sometimes get a bit humpy in here if that's what you're on about.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)
*humps*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
*drags arse right along the fucking rug and gets out of there*
SHE DID THE *VERBS*!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
cant believe you know not. its b3ta history
my knickers are red and they have podka dots on

brace yourself
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Pfft! I have never worn polka dot knickers in my life.
Truefact! Although I am old and may have forgotten an episode of polka dot knicker wearing in my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)
OH THAT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)
only for certain activities

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
and shell suit
For some reason in my mind your a ging too, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)
You know that is a sore point because my dad wanted a ginger daughter and I only ever managed sandy or auburn :(

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
haha you fucking failure

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
mocking me with your very existence you prick!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)
LORDING IT

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Lord of the prance.
Jump and prance.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Well, in myy mind you are a flaming carrot
In a purple shellsuit.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)
She's actually a cross between Louise Brooks and Bet Lynch.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)
sadly I am from london
And thus cannot picture either of these women, although I suspect one is from a gahstly northern soap my dad watches, but then he married a northern bird and she corrupted him
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Google you muppet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
I'm on my phone
And going to bed inna sec, buut just for you....

Edit: louise brooks = would untill it dropped off. Bet Lynche = yes, as I feared *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)
There is a bird in this city with the same name as me
and she is a bit of a tomboy and totally ginger and everyone thinks she's me but she's not and if I find out she's my dad's secret daughter she is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Woo, scouse fights, awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Night all.
Have fun. I luvs my electric blanket. *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Am I allowed to make up my own legends?
If so I shall be The Light Unchained, First among the Great Powers of Creation, the Quintessence of Fire and Speed and Truth.

If not I shall be ... I dunno, Jesus or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 23:38, Reply)
I'm missing all the good threads!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 23:59, Reply)
Don't sweat it bobby, I'll gaz you a sweet link to some quality n-dubz tunes to remind you of home.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 0:03, Reply)
Ha! I saw she was whinging about that. I deleted her for being obtuse, no other reason.
How are you Mr Lyon?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 0:14, Reply)

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