My wife is sufficiently awesome as a parent to make up for my parental shortcomings.
Parenthood is something I doubt you'll ever have to worry about, given that nobody would be insane enough to marry you, let alone breed with you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 15:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

awwww look now al is here you can play again.
You told us before your wife is a nutty bitch so I call shenanigans.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Nah it's my mother that's the nutter. My wife is terrific.
Are your parents still around? Or have you eaten them?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

it's all relative (see what I did there)
yes all fat people are cannibals. I hope you can afford to educate your daughter privately...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

This transatlantic MASSIVE ARGUMENT is fucking shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

MUST TRY HARDER.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)