Keep 'em sweet
If you're only there for a day you have an excuse.

If you're there for more than one day, who knows who you are? Get out of it and amuse yourself.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Oh, I usually try to.
But some times you've got to tow the line innit.

And they might extend my contact/employ me again at some point in the future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I've been there
Admittedly a long time ago, although I suppose the same applies now.

You are what the entity paying the bills wants you to be.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Exactly.
Unless they want me to be a raging poofter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Depends what they offered me
I could be a mighty puff for big enough money.

(Not £5, as I was once offered in a boozer in Huddersfield.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Lacking in change eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I think a fiver would have bought a round for four and crisps in those days
It was nice to feel wanted though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I remember when a mate of mine said to me
'If I was a bird, I'd fuck ya!'

Never have I felt better about myself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I'd like you to reflect upon that statement
And this "mate" of yours.

I'm seeing some teenage homosexual crush, I'm afraid.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

It was quite recently as it goes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

So we'll stop now
Is it worth a new thread? I'm not here for much longer. Cavy will come back. Amberl is kicking about. Do we need one?

I'll do it if it's justified.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Yeah.
But better than the Free Fair one. He's been told he can stay up late 'cos it's half term.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)