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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Long thread is long.
It's nearly hometime. Why hasn't everyone fucked off home yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:29, 297 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Topping

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)
There's alot of 9-5 warriors on here

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)
Innit. Part-time gaybos.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)
RIFE WITH ARSE BANDITRY

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)
GOD-CURSED SODOMITES.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)
this is the most homoerotic subthread I've ever seen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I'm at home
i have tea, toast and baby on my lap
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)
i'm watching hitman
on a scale of a mouse to a moose, how shit is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Is that a Pete Waterman biopic?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Michaela Strachan was never stunning.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Same gag, different approach.
Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:40, Reply)
you know me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)
I do indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
couple of cunts

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:09, Reply)
Don't get them confused
and take a big bite of baby.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)
Or a slurp of toast.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Like you wouldn't take a big bite of fucking anything.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Because I'm going to be here until 9:30

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)
I'm at home trying to work out how to download the new Football Manager for nishmans.
I do it every year and it always takes me about three days to find a decent CD crack/torrent.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Please explain why on earth that has an appeal.
I truly do not get it at all. I have a management job - management is shit. Maybe there's a niche for 'Supermarket Manager'?

Surely the only thing duller than playing sport is pretending to play it - and worse than both of those must surely be 'pretending to have a stressful job managing made-up people who would play sport if they weren't simply fictional'?

I'm taking the piss a little here but the sentiment is genuine. WHY, BARRY, WHYYYYYY????
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Because the satisfaction when the little men on the screen do something you tell them to do, and score a goal from it.
Is absolutely immense. It sounds daft but I celebrate Football Manager goals more than I do when Fulham score.
I'm a weak, feeble man in real life who will never be in charge of anyone, so why not let me do it virtually? If people think fucking zombies are fun then I can think this is fun.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Your answer is honest and illuminating.
I would like to wish 'you' and your 'team' the very best of luck in the 'season' ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)
I am at home.
Left work early as I've got an early start tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Yeah, me too.
And a fucking long day, too. In the cold. With lots of sitting about waiting for stuff.

I do not approve of this.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)
I've done proper work.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)
anything exciting tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I'm going to Edinburgh.
Where my presence should increase the 'average number of teeth people who happen to be in Scotland have' from zero, to 'more than zero.'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)
well
make sure you do something nice while you're up there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Like sit in a meeting all day.
There won't be any boozing opportunities at all. :(
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:52, Reply)
you could walk up a hill in the evening or something
fun doesn't always mean booxing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Up and back same day.
It'll be a long day Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
aeroplane?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
SqueezyJet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)
Their new TV advert can fuck off and die.
It hurts my face.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)
Going to an auction
It's in an old airport hangar, fucking freezing even in the middle of summer, and takes the whole bastard day.
Still, you get some good stuff at this one, so fingers crossed I'll get my xmas stock in fairly cheaply.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)
what are you looking to buy?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)
They usually do remaindered stock from dead shops
and this month they have the contents of a gadget shop. Should get something worth buying there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Didn't the Gadget Shop shut down about 20 years ago?
I can't imagine there is much demand for a betamax video head cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)
One of the pictures had a BigTrak in it.
It's one of those generic 'gadgets and toys' type shops, I think.
We'll see tomorrow, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)
You'll have a load of magic eye pictures to sell!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:52, Reply)
take a jumper
/adult advice from an almost adult
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Jesus, you buy ONE house and suddenly you're my bloody mother!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
i'm practising!
Have you got a vest on, young lady? You'll catch your death of cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
Don't worry, I learned taht lesson the first time I went.
Tomorrow I will be wearing lots of layers, and taking a granny blanket.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)
because you touch yourself at night.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Sssssh.
Don't tell everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:40, Reply)
I am home,
I'm now going to dl and watch, the walking dead and terra nova and watch them in my darkened room being emo.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Oh ffs Terra nova has taken a week off :(((

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
The walking dead is fucking brilliant.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
It is.
Everything's ok though, new episode of homeland out.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)
I bought the first series of Walking Dead on DVD
but I haven't watched it yet. I hope it's not shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Everything is shit,
but it's better than most shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I'm still at work.
And have nothing else to add actually. So that was pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)
What's in your pocket?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)
The Precious

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)
You are.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)
Oh lol, an anti-EDL group has found a page for an 'angel' (female EDL member).
www.peterboroughescort.co.uk/peterborough-escort-gallery.htm
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Whilst the EDL are brain dead cunts.
The 'anti' groups are far worse, doing stuff like this being a prime example.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
I'm pretty sure anything that an anti-EDL group do
is not "worse" than being a bunch of violent racist bigots.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)
The answer to cuntery isn't more cuntery, though.

(berk, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)
true, that.
And I'm sure that there is some anti-EDL cuntery, but mostly it just seems to be identify those involved on facebook and then taking the piss. Which seems fair game to me, if you're going to spout your vile filth in a public arena, don't be suprised when people that are cleverer than you take you down a peg.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:56, Reply)
They should just let the idiots get on with it.
It's when they're faced with opposition it fires them up more. If they're left to their own devices, get no coverage or confrontation, they'll get bored.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
Now there you have a point, I'll grant you.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)
The ones I follow online are alright, HopeNotHate have some real cunts in them though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)
SLATEDL is good for a giggle.
Especially when Shambles, Bogus and FF get going.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
And meee..... I provide some lawls too !??!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)
I've not seen you on there, mate. I don't pay that much attention tbh, I don't have the time.
but I suspect you would rule. If only for the level of sheer confusion you would cause. I'll keep an eye out in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)
Coolio =)
I don't do it too much 'cus I don't want people at work to think I'm politicaly minded.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
I like HipposnotHats

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Hats made of hippo snot?
You sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:09, Reply)
Have met some HNH people IRL during the last election (campaigning in Dagenham against the BNP).
Most were sound. There were some twats though, but then there always will be in any group.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:26, Reply)
nsfw dude

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
although anyone with sense would have read the url.
I have no sense.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
^ reckon the link was already purple for Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)
I have fucked off home
or am in the process of doing. Train is standing room only yet again and I am pisswet through. *sigh*
(berk, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Stop pissing yourself then.
/obvious answer is obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)
^ this.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
I would not be a great deal more wet if I had.
I am exceedingly damp.
(berk, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Pfft.
Matron.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)
I saw a packet of cake mix called "Rich and Moist" today
I thought that was the criteria for a good cougar
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
or for a cake.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:58, Reply)
well quite
But unlike most B3tans I don't want to put my willy into a cake
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 17:59, Reply)
have you seen the youtube classic 'cake farts'?
I have. I wish I hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)
pardon?

(berk, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)
have a look for it
but not at work
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)
it can't be that bad if it's on youtube, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)
i think it was youtube
it's more weirdly gross than anything
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)
i may be wrong about youtube
there is a cakefarts.com which you might want to avoid at work
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I have it's lolworthy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)
*puts away cake costume*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)
... what flavour cake?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:11, Reply)
Doesn't matter.
It's gone now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)
:(
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)
lies, you fucking cakefucker.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)
sofa lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)
I didn't realise you were into that sort of thing, how do you approach someone with that sort of thing, or do you just surprise them?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)
I'm game for most things if asked nicely

NB, i'm pretty sure I couldn't handle being pissed on though. And nothing to do with poo or blood.
(berk, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)
But you're ok with a gallon of spunk?
edit: please
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:09, Reply)
oh, man, I'm genuinely creased up with laughter at this
Well done, NA, you win the internet this time.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)
Whoop!
*celebrates by adding to 'the barrel'*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)
A gallon?
I'm no expert on the subject, but isn't that rather a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:11, Reply)
Well I am an internet housewhale
with asperges and tits
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)
Not for NA and his merry band of bukkake warriors.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)
saving things that are not covered in spunk
by covering them in spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)
Whenenver the signal
of a plasterer's radio is beamed into the night sky...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:18, Reply)
Poor, poor maid marion

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)
she was unlucky that two of you got
The Gush at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)
"we put ice on his balls, tried to de-stimulate him with a dog carcass, but he just kept on firing in the fuck-juice"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)
DAMN YOU JEFF!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
*Waves*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
hi jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
Evening Ape.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:33, Reply)
my baby wont sleep so i'm holding her
and trying to type one handed...not sure how i'll cook meat balls
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
Maybe if you put her down she'd sleep, rather than being juggled whilst you cock about on the Internet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)
a gallon?
christ, I know your wife's not long had a baby and your balls are probably blue but don't you think you're overestimating your capabilities just a little bit there?
(berk, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:15, Reply)
It's not just him, though.
Christ, think of the bukkake capabilities of crack team of b3ta's finest. It'd be like an explosion in the world's biggest icing factory.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)
betty crocker milks them herself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Oh man, do you have _any_ downsides to you at all?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)
I'm tired
I should be tidying up in preparation for my friend visting
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)

+ e ying

possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:09, Reply)
The safety word is 'Ainsley Harriot'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:11, Reply)
that could NEVER be safe.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)
i like his couscous though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)
that's a hell of a euphamism.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)
euphEmism
sadly it isn't, i'm just tragically middle-class.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)

middle-class lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)
This is possibly true
what's the difference between his couscous and just couscous?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
his comes in packet with flavourings

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
his requires a dash of boiling water and some oil
and then i can just add feta, vegetables, etc.

instead of having to think about flavouring it myself.

oh, wait. what she said, up there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
SHE!
There are no girls on the internet silly
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
i'm stuck at work for the foreseeable
because some prick thinks he can defraud a bank and now it is ruining my evening :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:18, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)
leesonlolz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
*sings* Fraud.
What is it good for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
you dropped this
*HUH*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)
'Cause it's lunchtime and I am writing lesson plans for numeracy
Silly old muddly duck! (part of the lesson, not you!)
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)
oh muddle duck!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
I must admit this is shaping up to be a tour de force of a lesson!
It might even be my magnum opal fruit
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)
Woohoo! Archery in 15 minutes :)
anyone want to take bets on how many bruises my right arm will have when I get back?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:34, Reply)
does the instructor give you dead arms?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Yeah, I just get into fights
I just can't control my taekwon do instincts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)
Your life is one big Tampax advert isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)
I don't have dogs
or roller skates, yet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)
+ but I'll be skydiving next Thursday.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Well christmas is a comin'!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)
If you get to the advanced class
Will the bruising stop and the chinese burns start?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:39, Reply)
well of course
you've got to be ready for combat and when you're an archer and they get a bit close, the only option is to be dead hard and be able to take chinese burns and dead arms that the enemy are bound to be giving out
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)
You're just scared of Amberl

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)
I just got to be ready for the next b4sh
she is pretty scary, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)
I do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)
Oh man, she so is.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:57, Reply)
I'm not sure how I got this rep

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Home!
Just made a supa dupa gorgeous spanish omelette.

Had to have more blood tests, yuuuuck, so rewarded myself with chorizo.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:41, Reply)
I had blood tests last week, the nurse said i was brave : )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)
bless

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)
I go to the same bloke each time because I have RUBBISH veins and he's one of the few people who can do it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)
I quite like having blood tests these days.
Once the needle is in, they just attach some sort of vacuum thing and 'bingo!' it's full of blood.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)
See above

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Well you're a bit strange then
I have to lose a pint of blood every three weeks and the last two times my vein has collapsed after half a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
That's not good TD.
Right. I need to do some work, cook some dinner, have a glass of wine and then go to bed!

I'm cracking on! (I dare say I'll be back).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:57, Reply)
I've just had my dinner
It was fajitas, and it was meh.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)
What should I have b3th?
I need to go to the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Cheese, crackers, pickled onions and wine
That was my tea anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)
That's not much worse than what I had.
My salad had gone off, and I'd run out of sour cream, so my fajitas were basically chicken and tomato wraps.

*sadfaces*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)
I'd say tomorrow's early start calls for a fish supper tonight.
Get down the chippy!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)
I might you know. I just might do that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)
anyone still here?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Briefly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)
Oh yeah, John Snow visited BOTH of my places of work today!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)
That sounds more like stalking than visiting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:47, Reply)
Coincidence.
And they're within 2 mins of each other. He said "Hi, how are you?" to me. Although I like the stalking suggestion...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Did he show you his swingometer?
Or is that Peter Snow?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)
That's Peter!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Is he the one with the hot son, then?
Or is that Peter too?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Peter!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Piper!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Billie!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Jean - the child is not my son

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)
Kelly

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)
Henry.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)
Beadle

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)
Or Matthew.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)
Harry

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Picked!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)
His arse with your toothbrush.
*One nil to Jeff*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)
I just got visited by a dog.
He couldn't see me leaning out of my window. Can dogs really not look up?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Dogs can look up
They just can't register things that aren't at dog level.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Course they can
They just don't care, unless you have food or toys.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:21, Reply)
He was going mental wondering where I was, then he started howling
but he just couldn't see me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Jon had the massive swingometer
Peter does the battlefield stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)
No, Peter had the swingometer too.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)
Well, Peter's obviously the one worth knowing, then.
John is the one who wears horrendous ties, yes?

I am no longer impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
I fucking love Jon.
He got thrown out of our Uni for being awesome. They've said sorry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Did he stick two fingers up and shout
Fuck the lorrayers!

?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)
How I wish.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:21, Reply)
You should have said it for him.
You still have Jeffaids?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:22, Reply)
Nope.
Cured it with chillis.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Excellent. Get in!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Hello Roota, long time no see, how's the old Relationship Status going?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)
Haha, I'm still OMG ENGAGED Gonzito.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Sad Times, Never Minds.
Glad you're enjoying it though =D
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)
Crossing the street and hitting both corners does not count!
So sorry
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Been to The Plymouth yet?
You really should.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)
The bar with the roof terrace? If so then yes

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:29, Reply)
That's the one
Just inside the Loop - you get to it in a lift.

Best bar in Downtown.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Yeah it was good, apparently Cavanughs one block over is also spectacular,
I particularly enjoyed the little smoking area up there. My food was ok but I was awfully hungover so going to take my folks there when they come out at thanksgiving.Any other reccomendations TD?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)
There's Goose Island on the corner of Clark/State
There's another Goose Island near Wrigley Field - CTA Red Line North to West Addison off the top of my head.

There's also a cracking boozer near the old Dearborn Station. Can't remember the name but I'll see if I can work it out.

Or - if you want a ride out - Metra from Millenium to Flossmore. The old Flossmore Station is now a superb pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Cheers td I'll report back
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I've just knocked a stoopid big link out
www.villainschicago.com/

Do this gaff. It's sub Plymouth but it's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

The Plymouth run over

fingers crossed...
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)
you really think a car can stop me?
dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:41, Reply)
No, I knew it would have to be a MAC truck at least.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)
I'm going to sit on your child

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)
You'd have to fit through the door to get to her first.
Which is highly unlikely isn't it chunky?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Again physics does what I want, your wall is like ryvita

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)
You, of all people, actually know what Ryvita is.
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Hahahaha

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)
A truck full of make up?
Wowzers!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Female response is female.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)
I'm bored.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:01, Reply)
What's in your pocket?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)
One hand.
The other one's flicking a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Alanis Morrisette lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Hey - Barrys new bird is going to be on BBC3 and second now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I want to go to bed.
But my housemate has finally worked out how to get his turntables working with his massive fuck off speakers, hooray! So I'm up until he decides to stop.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Watch BBC3

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)
People are playing on the Playstation init.
Just looked at the TV guide - hahahahaha and oh fuck.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Throw shit at them until they leave

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)
If her name was Anna and she was 24, you've had a result there.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)
a positive one

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Her name was Jolanta.
Although now I rejected her friend request I can't find her on Facebook. She was a hotty but that's not difficult seeing as apparently it's against the law to not be outrageously attractive in Krakow.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Well Anna, 24, would make an lovely replacement I'm sure.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Me too. Good evening.
Shame you aren't going to be in Edinburgh for longer. I know some excellent places for food & beverages.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I'll probably be back up there again in a couple of weeks.
I took some suggestions from DG the last time I was there for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Indeed you did.
Just got back from Edinburgh yesterday. I didn't leave Whistle Binkie's until 3am on Sunday; I was absolutely fucked when I got home.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Good work.
I'm not going to be there long enough for beer tomorrow. But I'll rectify that next time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Remind me nearer the time and I will gaz you some suggestions. The Mighty Badger lives in Edinburgh, so you could also get some recommendations from him, or maybe even meet him for a pint if you both wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Sounds like a plan.
The problem is that I'm often with people and it's frowned upon to fuck off and have fun with others and leave your colleagues to dine alone.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Bollocks
You're a contractor. This time next year will they give a shite about you?

If you think there's more business kiss their arses until your lips hurt. If you don't, go to the dogfucking quarter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)
This is very true.
However I'm only there for the day tomorrow. To be fair though, I did most of the pubs DG suggested, and still went out for a meal with people. Granted, I'd had half a dozen pints first, but I'm nails. They didn't notice.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
I've done that loads of times.
You spend all day every day with these people, so why not fuck off and have a bit of fun with others?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Two reasons (usually)
1. Expenses. You tend to behave if you are with others.
2. Unpaid overtime. Will I be discussing Bristol City, or will I be talking about the project? It'll be the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Keep 'em sweet
If you're only there for a day you have an excuse.

If you're there for more than one day, who knows who you are? Get out of it and amuse yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Oh, I usually try to.
But some times you've got to tow the line innit.

And they might extend my contact/employ me again at some point in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I've been there
Admittedly a long time ago, although I suppose the same applies now.

You are what the entity paying the bills wants you to be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Exactly.
Unless they want me to be a raging poofter.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Depends what they offered me
I could be a mighty puff for big enough money.

(Not £5, as I was once offered in a boozer in Huddersfield.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Lacking in change eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)
I think a fiver would have bought a round for four and crisps in those days
It was nice to feel wanted though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I remember when a mate of mine said to me
'If I was a bird, I'd fuck ya!'

Never have I felt better about myself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)
I'd like you to reflect upon that statement
And this "mate" of yours.

I'm seeing some teenage homosexual crush, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)
It was quite recently as it goes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
So we'll stop now
Is it worth a new thread? I'm not here for much longer. Cavy will come back. Amberl is kicking about. Do we need one?

I'll do it if it's justified.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Yeah.
But better than the Free Fair one. He's been told he can stay up late 'cos it's half term.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Fuck 'em. You are entitled to a life. Particularly when away from home on business.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)
If only you hadn't sold out.
I could have worked for you. And then refused to go for a drink with you at the end of a working day!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I have bathed the baby, done the washing up, fed the baby and made spicy meatballs with tomatoe sauce
and i have no wine with which to celebrate my productivity
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I hope you didn't throw the baby out with the dirty-dish water
(or something)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)
nah she's falling asleep, but sleepily smiling up at me
sweet but annoying i want my dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:34, Reply)
You've turned into one of those benders who just talks about their kids Apey.
SORT. IT. THE. FUCK. OUT.

There's a good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Sorry Jeff...
I'll try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Consider that a reprimand.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
yessir
sorry sir, won't happen again
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Well I'm glad the little 'un is having a snooze.
Now pour yourself a drink and put the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
yey
now what were those chicken nugget things with ketchup in called?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Put the telly - where?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Up yer arse!
Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Could be a venture
TD and his widescreen arse - watch all your favourites screened between pimpled flabby buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)
TD and the IMax arse!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Lets go bigger
The 3D glasses thing.

What's it called - Multimax! That's the one.

Sadly it's only one screen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)
*Buys chocolate peanuts*
At least I hope they are, and not your clag-nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Flick 'em at the screen and see what happens

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Pop down the shop
or drink whisky instead
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Evenin' Nails.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Evening Jeff
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Not too bad Amberl. Not too bad.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Could be worse thanks
having a night off diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Good for you!
Not that I think you should diet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Haha chicken, houmous
and a bag of Doritos. Plus several back to back episodes of Supernatural. What more could I want?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Beer!
You know as well as I do that beer is the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Not tonight. Don't want to go too wild haha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Well have a diet cider.
*Vodka and sugar free apple Tango ahoy!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
That sounds absolutely horrible
I do have vanilla vodka in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)
It is horrible.
It's not better with Appletizer. Desperate times once called for desperate measures. And trying to make 'cider' using vodka and some sort of fake apple based mixer seemed like a good idea at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Apart from cider
I don't like apple flavour stuff. The worst mixer I've ever used though was ribena with gin, when I was much younger
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I once had a gin with chocolate ice-cream
I was sick. It was fucking horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
That is revolting
what is it with teenagers and revolting drink combos?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)
I'm quite partial to an alcopop
and do you remember those mudslide things? they were okay.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
D'yer want a new thread?
I'll do it if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I'd love one

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Alcopop.
Or 'tart fuel' as we know it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Mudslide?
I once had gin and weak german beer as a mixer
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

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