Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I see you're feeling brave todayDid your girlfriend let you have your balls today as a reward for good behaviour?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:49,
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Don't be sillyShe's got them in a glass case as a constant reminder of my eternal subjugation. You know that bit in Iron Man where Pepper gets Tony the first reactor he made in a glass case with the motif "Proof that Tony Stark has a heart"? It's a bit like that, but with my balls.
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I prefer to imagine they are in the middle of those office toy things with the metal balls on wireAnd if you try and buy a DVD she sets them swinging
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:57,
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So you like to think about my girlfriend playing with my balls?Congratulations, you're the first
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