Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Congratulations to Legless.He's achieved what myself, Chompy, Gonz, Baldmonkey or JMG couldn't and united QOTW and /talk.
www.b3ta.com/questions/racistgrandparents/post1407042
Cheers.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:59,
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bit of a dull read, but I'mm sure they all had fun.bless.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:11,
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wait, I have something really important to tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Jog on, you still owe me ya cunt(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:13,
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How do I OWe you?!I was going to tell you and then you left for SOme ig meeting at like 5.30 at noght when we were all going home and nobosdy cared
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I'm just off, but by the magic of computers and the internet I'll be able to read the answer when I get back Quentin(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:16,
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you need to see your keyboard(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:28,
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Damn, I was trying to remember your username and now last week's question is closed.(
WormuIus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:22,
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And what might you have said about me dear boy?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:28,
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I wouldn't bother.It wasn't particularly witty or interesting.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:30,
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Oh dear, that was weak.Still, honoured to get a mention.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:54,
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Don't be silly I have a man for that.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:51,
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How come you don't do it yourself?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:52,
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Champagne socialist, innit?Have we met?
have we both edited enough for this conversation to make sense?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:54,
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RemarkableI have no idea who the majority of these people are but they all really, really seem to hate Legless. Can anyone tell me why this is without use of the word "Noob" or variant?
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That sums it up incredibly nicelyJust out of interest, do you have that bookmarked for instances like this?
You probably just did a search on "hate Legless", didn't you
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I've never really interacted with himI've just read his posts and decided I really don't like him.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:11,
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He is all the worst bits of al with a sprinkling of sanctimony and a love for his own textOr big smug tit
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:19,
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Good, getting my holiday tat today which is fun. You well?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:30,
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Careful you don't end up like a human doodle pad mateGoing well on the weight loss front then? Am very well cheers, all my news of late is dance-related so I won't bore you
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Last one for a while, but managed to get booked in with an artist I like so had to. Weight loss is slow and steady but I'm told that's the right way. I like you're dance news go for it.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:40,
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Just training hard for competitionsand we've got a show dance tomorrow with lifts and stuff which is exciting, if you're me. Oh and our next-but-one comp is in DisneyLand Paris. Next one is in Ipswich. That's less exciting
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Living the dream bruv(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:45,
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Yeah manEveryone who said Ballroom's for gays will be choking on their cornflakes when I'm living it up with Mickey and Minnie in gay Paris... oh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:37,
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I think for the same reason they don't/didn't like spankyor the other people who told/tell improbably stories. It's a shame because he and they, all seem perfectly nice and some of the stories are entertaining, regardless of if they were true.
I also find Janet perfectly tolerable based on my minimal interaction with her.
I'm not sure who started it but /Talk seem to all hate him and it's evidently become mutual.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:23,
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So the more elaborate and therefore accurate answer to my question would necessitate interviewing most of /TalkFuck that
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I think it's one of the endless iterations of the conflict between people who think that this board runs on t=either cuntishness or kittumsI'd guess legless is on the side of kittums and the /talk mob on the side of cuntishness but I could be wrong.
I find these fights very dull but I assume those involved either enjoy them or are just plain retarded.
To avoid getting involved I shoudl just say that:
I find Legless likeable enough when he's not involved in silly fights
I have found Janet and /talk as a whole likeable enough
I believe this board runs on cuntish kittums.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:33,
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it's the tension between the two camps whichkeeps it fresh
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:35,
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I don't understand /talknever spent enough time there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:35,
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I wander over when I get bored.it's quite like here really, with a different (and inferior) thread structure and more reverence for cunts.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:39,
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Possibly, but it's a damnedly dull fight to watchbeing as they are clearly both wrong.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:39,
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This really does seem to be absurdly far beyond the point at which it's healthy to careIronic that so much abuse dished out online is OK because "it's ONLY THE INTERNET" and yet people will get uppity about the use thereof
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Hello OTers. My own opinion on the matter.b3ta.com/talk/7301036
edit: cause I do /talk innit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:39,
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I am smashing thank you, your good self?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:43,
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Tired, and workjing from home so the lure of bedis stronger than the chicken cottage to a housewhale
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:53,
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Ah, the double edged sword of independence.Really need to get this report done... OH LOOK A VIDEO OF A CAT SNEEZING!!!
god bless youtube.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:58,
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your face makes your family cry and wish that they put you down when you were a abbabyhahahahahahaha! being meazn is entertaining
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No bullying! hahahahahahaha yeah.Smashing.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:44,
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NO BULLYING!alright mark morrinson's prism shoes? want to hear a secret?
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Go on then you strange little thing. What?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:48,
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Don's start him off again.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:51,
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Apologies, I am new to this part of b3ta.IT'S A TRAP?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:53,
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Ahahahahawait, I need to sit down first
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:53,
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She is a bit of a cock but he has brought it on himself.(
girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:24,
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To him she certainly is, but he should certainly know betterI think it's a shame that a few quite entertaining posters don't post any more because of the levels of shit they got. it may be part of the reason /QOTW is less good these days.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:35,
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The problem isB3ta was cunty before /QOTW appeared. I don't justify some of the stuff that's been posted in response to certain /QOTW posts, since just because BraynDedd, b_m, Wormulus and AB think there is no line that shouldn't be crossed doesn't make that true. But anyone that plays the "leave us alone, we want to be caring slushy sharing kitums in QOTW" card is a fucking fool. You're in the middle of a fairly vicious satire site. Would you set up your "free raw steak for toddlers" stall in a tiger enclosure and then whine about your children being eaten?
It's pixels on a screen. If Janet wants to point out your inadequacies, rather than spit the dummy, why not consider why on God's green fucking earth you posted them here in the first place?
EDIT - sorry, that's a generic "you", it's not directed at anyone here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:46,
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Pretty much agree.I don't 100% buy the pixels on a screen thing though, they make words and words can hurt, we are all people at the end of the day.
Having said that, you're a fool to reveal anything on the internet you can't take ribbing over, never mind on here.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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I hated spanky because his stories were fucking awful and he had a fan club.I hate legless because he constantly bangs on about SAVIN DER INTERNET he's a prick.
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Someone used the phrase "my beloved internet" this morningand I think they meant it.
Edit 'my lovely internet'.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:31,
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This is a perfectly valid point of view.If you wasted much time repeatedly expressing it in response to his every post on QOTW however, you're not better than his fan club and arguably worse.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:36,
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I also got stepped for saying he was "fucking shit" on offtopic. So it's personal.
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The naughty step is pathetic unless for really hurtful RL referncing stuff(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:40,
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I bet you were the cunt who got 'Nakedape' banned(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:44,
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... with HILARIOUS consequences (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:51,
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You are irritatingly balanced, did you know that?*offers unicycle*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:31,
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Yup.some of it is natural, some of it I accentuate to annoy people. I'm unbalanced in other ways though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:37,
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That's what I thought, I was tryikng to engage her at her level(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:31,
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tathis reminded me that not only do I have half a cup of tea left, but also that I own muesli bars
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:31,
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I have proper black coffee in a mug with a French Bulldog on*wins*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:32,
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My coffee is in a cup sayingDRINK COFFEE
Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:47,
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BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)
I don't feel well. I think the internet should know.(
girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:33,
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and the internet sends its good wishes(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:34,
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Oh dear, the internet hopes that you feel betteri am chronically tired
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:35,
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I read this as chromosomally tiredSadly no-one will ever see this post as I am staggering into the thread 2 hours late.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:28,
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You mean you, don't you?Don't hide behind the internet's coat tails.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:42,
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Why don't you look at your miraculous breasts that you hate talking about ;)(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:41,
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Stop eating bits of your self, you're clearly allergic.Have a Nice Cup of Tea, it'll sort you right out.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:44,
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I don't eat bits of myself.I've a hangover and I've drank too much coffee and I feel sick.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:45,
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See, here's your problem, should have had Tea.drink some water, you're probably dehydrated.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:46,
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GNAH GNANANGHAGNANGAPOGAPOSGPOAISDJFOIAJSDOIFJDSF.... FOR.....FUCKS....SAKE.I just went to get a plate out the dishwasher and they were all dirty still even though I put it on last night. So I thought "No problem, I'll turn it on again, give it another run", and the little trick for wobbling the settings about and pressing all the buttons randomly doesn't work anymore. It's actaully dead, with two blinking lights against to fucking stupid fucking little simbles that make no fucking sense. HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT IN A FUCKING LCD LIKE A FUCKING POCKET CALCULATOR THAT FUCKING TELLS YOU WHATS UP ?!?!?!?!?
I swear man, I SWEAR, I want to get my laptop, get a few prized posessions, and just lob hand grenades all over the flat and claim everything on the insurance.
I can't fucking wait to be out of this fucking poxxy piece of shit flat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:43,
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Dish washers are shit. man up and buy fair liquid.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:45,
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You know it's probably not cleaning stuff because it's too full. And needs cleaning because all the shit comes back up from the waste pipe because plates don't get rinsed before they go injust saying like.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:46,
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^this, reallyalso, switch it off at the wall. Leave it 30 secs and switch it back on. My old whirlpool one always needed re-booting.
And then when you're done, chuck it and buy a Bosch one, they are fucking indestructable.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:48,
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I donno if it's possible to unplug it from a wall.C'mon badger, you must know the right series of explosives that'll lead to a passed insurance claim.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:53,
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If I did, I wouldn't admit it on the internetbut, no, explosives is more my Dad's line. And I'm not going to email and ask him about if "for a mate on the internet" .. I'm probably on enough watch lists already.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:55,
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I dunno if hand grenades will actually make much difference....(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:55,
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But if I rince them, then I might as well apply like 20% more pressure with my hand and clean them, thus making it pointless. I do use a kitchen towel and whipe them down for the bin though.The too full thing, although I know you're probably correct, is.... ermmm... well, I don't see the point, if the tray can hold the items, the spinny things can spin without touching anything, then what's stopping it from working? IT's like someone has turned around and said "How can we fucking Gonz's Day? How can we make it worst? I know, let's weigh the cutlery and if he's over this abatory limit, we'll make the machine not work.", and they succeeded.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:51,
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I've been informed people are taking the internet far too seriouslyAlso the fail archive is in danger of collapsing in on itself creating a failhole which will suck in the entire internet WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE PORN AND STOP THIS MADNESS MAAAADDDDDDNEESSSSS
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:45,
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WoooooooooT!Heard about any good deaths by driving too fast lately?
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:46,
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...should I have?
I'm still sad about Simoncelli :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:47,
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I see you're feeling brave todayDid your girlfriend let you have your balls today as a reward for good behaviour?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:49,
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Don't be sillyShe's got them in a glass case as a constant reminder of my eternal subjugation. You know that bit in Iron Man where Pepper gets Tony the first reactor he made in a glass case with the motif "Proof that Tony Stark has a heart"? It's a bit like that, but with my balls.
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I prefer to imagine they are in the middle of those office toy things with the metal balls on wireAnd if you try and buy a DVD she sets them swinging
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:57,
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So you like to think about my girlfriend playing with my balls?Congratulations, you're the first
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Hang aboutCalling someone a rapist, a bender, a Nazi, reminding people that their parents have passed away, making light of serious RL money problems, weight issues or the possibility of their spouse dying, all incorporating a frankly dazzling array of uses of the word "cunt" - these things are all fine.
But point out that someone is a Troll... oh no, that's going too far.
I do understand the anti-Legless sentiment in context of this post really, I'm not as dumb as I look
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He was doing exactly what he claimed to hate so much?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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Yeah, the reply pointing out the irony of it cracked me up frankly(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Personally I find interboard banter a bit of good fun.Peeps can take it too seriously though, especially those smug self righteous wobblers like ol' legless.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:55,
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I can't point fingers when it comes to taking internet banter too seriouslyI think I'm better at it now I've got used to what people are like though. Taking it too seriously when you know how this place works is mental
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It's a comedy website. There will always be limits though, hence when folks get banned.Getting upset about folks going LOL UR MUM is quite frankly pointless.
They ain't gonna get banned and you end up looking like a tool for being a grumpy shit about it.
The majority of the alleged trolling on QOTW is extremly tame, compared to the rabbid savaging that happens on /talk. Whenever anyone can be arsed posting anything that doesn't involve food.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:06,
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Yeah, this is why I stay off /TalkOn /OT people are generally nice once they've stopped calling me a bender
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To be fair you do seem like a MASSIVE bender./talk is alright but if you want to post there you need to lurk for a very long time to get the hang of it and not just be laughed off the place, like the lad on this thread, Quentin Oftiweak. He essentially gets told to fuck off everytime he's on /talk. He's also clearly Frisbee Adam.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:09,
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this is a good guess.
i thought wormulus, but you make more sense.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:13,
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Nah, Wormulus does proper comedy accounts.This is just lazy and pointless. Hence Frisbee.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:17,
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it is a good description of both him and the comedy account(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:18,
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The no bullying thing is by far the worst shtick for quite some time.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:21,
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HAHAHA! They all think you're a dick here as well.Go on Adam, have a wobble. Come on frisbee teaboy TICK TOCK.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:27,
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I'm not adamand I'm not going to have any kind of a breakdown, thank you very much
out-classed by a noob there, mmps. might want to TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR LIFE
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is it worse than the biscuits?i think it's a 0-0 draw there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:24,
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TICK TOCKcome on Adam, you remember this.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:30,
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Even I, with my meagre experience of B3ta folklore, know that's a fucking horrible thing to say about someoneIn fact it was SaxyAdam who taught me the lesson you mention above; someone linked to a thread where he tried to apologise and got torn to shreds. Lots of "tick" and "tock".
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Indeed, and the Frog Chorus.We all wondered what he would come back as, after scraping his wobbling mess off the floor. Sadly it is this rather pathetic parody.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:18,
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Funny how whenever a newbie turns up everyone assumes it's either a) Bert or b) a comedy accountIt's almost as if we firmly believe no-one genuinely new would be dumb enough to start posting here
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I can say with absolute certaintyThat no-one would create or stick with a comedy account that takes as much abuse as I do
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Come on Adam. This is just like the old days eh? TICK TOCK.So why did you leave? Did you get sacked from you big important job at the lawfirm, is that what it is? Did they finally buy a teasmaid.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:54,
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Five to wobble I reckon.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:59,
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Allow me to educate you on a couple of points kiddo1) There is no way on earth ribbing of this standard is going to bother me
2) I'm one of the nice ones, direct your frustration at your lack of a frisbee partner since that poodle you kidnapped realised you were a dull shite ran away at someone else
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It's all fun, if they're geniune then they'll stick around and get involved.The next time a noob come on they'll get stuck in too. Circle of life innit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:26,
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Natural selectionLearn to take a bit of ribbing and live with a meme at your expense or fuck off.
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If it's not the place for you, best to find out right at the start.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:29,
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Someone should screengrab this convo and set it up as a fifteen-second flashing intro for new usersWe're blazing a trail of cruel-to-be-kindness right here
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Folks should read mike's fail log, to see what not to do.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:34,
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Mike woz ere?On his profile? Haven't seen it myself. Amorous Badger's fail archive kept me amused when I first joined, I'm ashamed to admit
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It's the same as that only folks that have failed /talk.Total internet failing and wobbling, some real b3ta fail legends in there. Like Frisbee Adam.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:39,
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I'm reading it nowThank you for the tip. It's always good to know that there are people out there who're worse at the internet than I am.
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Well, can we all put a bit more time into bullying semidetatched/freefair then?He's either a sock or a bit shit and I'd like to see him hounded off or made to show some back bone, I don't care which.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:36,
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I honestly don't think he's a sockHe's just horribly deluded by a total lack of life experience
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you might be right, but I think we are being far too accepting with noobs latelyconversely I wish your meme would fuck off and die as it is very, very dull.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:40,
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You OTers, not so different from /talk after all.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:43,
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I know this.I think that the difference is that on /talk they venerate cunts, but their natural humanity and fluffiness breaks through, this place has more of a liking for the fluff, but the inner cunt comes out, the result is much the same. I do wish you'd kept Wormulus to your selves though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:48,
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I quite like Wormulus but then I'm a /talker and he's just funny over there.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:50,
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If you say so, he's a dull and rather sanctimonious cock over here.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:53,
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Fucking hell, YOU think it's dull?Try living with it for 20 years
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I have skillfully avoided it by means ofnot banging on about ballroom dancing and by generally being so massively heterosexual that no one could doubt which side my bread is buttered.
I also don't get wound up about it which may help.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:50,
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Oh yeah, you've never dallied with dipping your dick in the dark sideBear in mind, I've only been doing Ballroom, which I maintain isn't even remotely gay, for 7 years. I'm going to get this sort of stick whatever happens. Making one's peace with that doesn't make it any less tedious.
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Frankly I think I could admit to having fucked a few blokes and still not get the stick you do.I'm not sure why, I suspect because I wouldn't care.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:56,
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/talk has pretty much become a parody of itself over the last few months thoughhence why I can rarely be bothered to go back there. That and I've no desire to watch the bizarre car crash that is Mono and b_m having yet another breakdown.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:11,
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Comedy account central at the moment as well.Shite ones, not police dog ones. Oh police dog, I miss you :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:13,
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Police dog and igor.those were the days.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:14,
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Oh christ yeah, igor was qaulity.Wormulus should write a comedy account FAQ, sorts some of this current rubbish out.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:16,
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TICK TOCK WOBBLE O'CLOCK(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:33,
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mark morrison's zombie shoes is a paedophile you say?that's terrible and awful
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It's okay, I lnow what it is.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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it's the sound of the clokc ticking while I go to fetch the VERY important terible news for you all!(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
TICK TOCK.Yes you are, go on tell us about EXTREMEFRISBEE!!!111!111!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:36,
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Of course, no need to get upset again Adam.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:39,
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Don't forget to link it online. TICK TOCK.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:47,
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frankly this is geniusin a fairly short space of time you've out trolled a troll (or outsocked a scokpuppet, perhaps). Sometimes my love for this place knows no bounds....
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:45,
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*doffs cap* Happy to help. A cunt's a cunt, no matter what board they're on.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:51,
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ah the old frisbee flounce clockmark was right. it IS you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:32,
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Don't forget wishing someones unwanted child dies, which then in turn happens (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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Popular board member Friz and his child who may or may not have died(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:53,
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These are the downsides of not putting the diligence into one's posts(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)
if there ever was a childwhich, after all, would have meant someone having to fuck him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:56,
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Most people go into shock on seeing his moonface, it's pretty simple after that(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:58,
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The docking of something that large is never simple and requires many thrusters and much computing power(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:00,
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and the theme tune to Rainbow in the background(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:00,
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Alright? What's shaking?You know, aside from this, which I don't care about.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 14:57,
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you're such an outcast.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:00,
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oh dear, I think you should say sorrymiss jackson
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:02,
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to be fairI totally did mean to make her daughter cry.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:03,
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Oh wow, I didn't realise this place was still here.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:00,
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Too late.place is infested with bloody /talkers today, smelly buggers.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:06,
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I've been here for months, you never mentioned the smell before.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:09,
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You're almost civilised.you'll become one of us sooner or later.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:10,
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I feel dirty CQ.I'm going to have to bring forward my bi-monthly bath night.
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girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:09,
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Steady on petal, it's cold out.Don't want to loose the protective covering of grime, you might catch a chill.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:10,
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maybe he just meant that she LOOKS like a troll?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:10,
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exactlygod, some people are so judgmental.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:11,
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Wahey, saucer of milk over here for this bitch yo.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:11,
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i'll save janet the trouble of her inevitable responsecan i have sex in it?
i like sex.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:12,
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I don't want to hear about the sex life of you or baldmonkey in a rasta wig, thank you very much.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:15,
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this is funnybut it is also something of a lie. the baldmonkey thought has probably got you twitching in your brown Y-fronts right now.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:17,
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My boxer shorts are black and they only twitch when I think of you ;)(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:22,
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i want to believe this so badlybut part of me is afraid that you are just leading me on.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:25,
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You should check if he prefers gentlemen, though.You don't want to make that mistake again so early in the courtship.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:47,
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he's done a runner now anywayanother one bites the dust.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:51,
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i am enjoying this countdownmuch more than the richard whiteley shit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:05,
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And now you gentle OTers know what to do to get rid of this pointless threadwaste.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:07,
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without meaning to diss your dadhe didn't need to go on countdown to draw that conclusion!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:13,
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Just a quick look at all those fucking blazers should have been enough.(
Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:14,
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My Dad is to quiz shows as Monty is to MDsI know, rock'n'roll. He's been on masses of TV shows, big and small, and met plenty of famous people, but Whiteley was a stand-out for him, albeit in the wrong direction.
He only came second on The Weakest Link though. Just saying.
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I can't run anywhere, my thighs rub together and come out in a rash.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:03,
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Also my asthma flares up.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:12,
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stop it, you're making me all squelchy here(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:13,
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Aww man, I'm done.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:17,
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6/10 would cyber againbut only if JMG isn't putting out
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:19,
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I'm printing this out and putting it in my special box.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:20,
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Please send me a picture of yourself dressed as Sakura from Card Captors so that I can file this successful cybersex thread correctly. Thanks.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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BRB, gazzing the mods.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33,
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i did them years agoi quite fancy a bit of that JMG though. i've never had a virgin before.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:34,
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Mods have been alerted, enjoy your ban, wench.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:37,
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it'll last longer than you didsee what i did there?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:40,
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Oh god, my pride :((
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:43,
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it's oki'm very good. most guys don't last that long.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:54,
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can we just agree that you like sex and i am ugly and hug and be friends?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:59,
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OH FINE THEN YOU MASSIVE MASSIVE SLUT.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:03,
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IGNORED, ONLINE.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:04,
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hey, that's very unfairi've been going to the gym a LOT recently. just the one massive, please.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:05,
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oh, alright then. you're just a massive slut.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:19,
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glad we got that sorted.i should add that i don't really think you're ugly either. i know how much these words on the internet will mean to you!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33,
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Flash your cock, that should work.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:05,
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it is hard to think of a situation where this advice would not be true(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:07,
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Monty's best mate was on Rhod Gilbert last nightso far he is a terrible prick (8 mins in)
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:46,
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christian o connell(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:59,
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