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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yeah, over here we call them stalkers.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I prefer to think of it as data-informed seduction.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Exactly
when she sees my detailed compatibility matrix and my photo flip book of our first date, she's gonna get quite a wide on.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)
A 12 sheet spreadsheet contain a predictive model (with a 5% tolerance) of your future together will have her frothing.
Show her the table plan for the wedding & everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:10, Reply)
when Fred and Grace are teenagers
we'll look back and show them all their old baby photo's and the Microsoft Project plan I put together detailing their conception next year.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Gant charts ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
yes, well done. that is the joke.
have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Oh man, can it be a custard cream? I'm a fucking sucker for custard creams.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)

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