Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
Oh my horsey god!this is the funniest thing I've heard in ages
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01681l4/Warhorses_of_Letters_Episode_1/
oh yeah, a question: should I get pizza?
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:15,
71 replies,
latest was 14 years ago)
What should PP Have for Dinner
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:22,
Reply)
Wow, there is some proper maths fail here.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:26,
Reply)
your bar chart sucks(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:28,
Reply)
Fuck this fucking bar chart, I'm going to wash up all the dishes 'cus the fucking bastard fucking dish washer doesn't want to fucking work.I feel like someone upstairs has taken a big fucking dump on me today.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:31,
Reply)
Ok, I've run out of drying room and done about half of the stuff that needs to be done.I'm going for chicken soup 'cus I thought I was getting paid today but I'm getting paid at midnight.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:00,
Reply)
I don't get it, I live with illness every day, how can something like a cold turn me into a right fucking moody cunt?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:06,
Reply)
Something like that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:26,
Reply)
its more nutritious than other shit(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:33,
Reply)
Sorry I meant ma's chicken soup.None of them sound very filling though, gonz. I'm worried about you.
(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:25,
Reply)
Alright Mike?The soup's good, proper jew food.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:26,
Reply)
I might come over here and bring catchphrase with me.MW's back and it's only a matter of time before he makes it shit and unbearable. Is anyone funny over here though gonz?
(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:36,
Reply)
Tee Hee EeeThere are a few lols here, the pace is about right for me, there seems to be more 'conversation', most threads go over the edge of the page. I'm all about the conversation on a message board, quite a few food threads, hope you don't mind, i quite like them.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:53,
Reply)
Oh harsh. I'll stay on talk.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:41,
Reply)
Oh I do have a proper questionI was reading that Ballard book and in it, whenever the women were trying to make a pass at a guy they got the guy's had and put it on their tit. This, to me, sounds stupid, but there again I don't pull much.
What is the best and worst way to make a pass at someone?
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:36,
Reply)
what I make a pass at someone it will be PERFECTI know everything about her, her favourite cereal, her favourite shampoo, and her choice of tampons... I've also got a good statistical analysis of what clothes she wears on what days, so when I do make my move, I'll be able to be colour co-ordinated with her. With all this, how can I fail?
(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:56,
Reply)
I prefer to think of it as data-informed seduction. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:05,
Reply)
Exactlywhen she sees my detailed compatibility matrix and my photo flip book of our first date, she's gonna get quite a wide on.
(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:08,
Reply)
A 12 sheet spreadsheet contain a predictive model (with a 5% tolerance) of your future together will have her frothing.Show her the table plan for the wedding & everything.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:10,
Reply)
when Fred and Grace are teenagerswe'll look back and show them all their old baby photo's and the Microsoft Project plan I put together detailing their conception next year.
(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:14,
Reply)
yes, well done. that is the joke.have a biscuit.
(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:09,
Reply)
Oh man, can it be a custard cream? I'm a fucking sucker for custard creams.(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:40, Reply)
What do you think this place is? /links ?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:43,
Reply)
hey! there was a question wasn't there?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:45,
Reply)
hmmmmmmmmm. Okaaaaaaaaaaay...you are partly forgiven.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:48,
Reply)
if you listen to ityou will be happy I put it there
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:51,
Reply)
YEAH!I'm watching Catchphrase. I loved it as a kid, I never realised it was actually complete bollocks.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)
COLUMBO!I hope you are aware of /talk catchphrase...
(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:09,
Reply)
b3ta.com/talk/7359207
(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:23,
Reply)
Two things-Which Ballard book are you reading?
And re. Roy Walker- a standup (NOT PISTON) that I saw once told a hilarious true story about Roy Walker having a piss and a fart after a show at the Edinburgh fringe.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)
Cocaine Nightsi finished it, it was nothing special
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:34,
Reply)
It was alright. His best stuff was in the late 60s and the 70s.She also asked him to bugger her, don't forget.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)
oh yeah! that bit was funnysomething like "don't forget my anus..."
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:38,
Reply)
i mostly found the characters and dialoguea bit false
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:39,
Reply)
Indeed. Don't forget my anus.The falseness in Ballard is the point though- he's all about the surface of things.
I went to a marina in Lincolnshire once- there are shops and restaurants and houses there. I took one look and pronounced it Ballardian. It was the idea of wealth, leisure and terrible things happening behind the scenes.
My favourite Ballard novel is The Atrocity Exhibition and my favourite short story of his is Memories of the Space Age.
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Oh, I seeI remember reading a sci fi one ages ago (not entirely sure which one) and not liking it, but I have read a short story - Billenium which was really quite good
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:48,
Reply)
Hello allMade the fried chicken, it was magnificent.
I ended up using garlic salt, cayenne pepper, smoked paprika, cumin, mustard powder and a fuckload of black pepper mixed in with my breadcrumbs. The end result was very tasty, but rather fucking spicy.
I quickly shallow fried it in a wok (about 2 minutes either side) before baking it for 5-10 minutes on 200c. So, so juicy, NOM!
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:26,
Reply)
=DDDDDDDD <h1><marquee><blink>=D</blink></marquee></h1>You got any pictures? what did you do with it? condiments?
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:28,
Reply)
Aye, going to start typing up the recipe in a minuteOnly did them as finger food tonight, wanted to work out the recipe I'd use. Going to do loads of them tomorrow, methinks.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:30,
Reply)
And I'm currently thinking I should have left them to rest on kitchen paperThe grease is currently making me feel a little sick.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:34,
Reply)
Oh shit, that's quite a key point to frying anything really, should have mentioned that.For a really nice dip, mix a big lot of mayo, with two teaspoons of honey and one of grainy mustard. Or you can mix mayo, creme fresh and blue cheese.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:39,
Reply)
I know, I really should have thought of that, feel a little foolish I didn't think to do it tbh(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:40,
Reply)
Never mind, it's one thing to know why to do something in cookery because you've been told, it's quite another to know to do something because you've made a mistake.Ma' always said "You don't learn by the things you do right". Oh man, that's my next tattoo.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:48,
Reply)
Yes you should have pizzatonight I am having chicken korma.
I'm not entirely sure why this made me laugh i.imgur.com/rQnSG.png
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:27,
Reply)
I'm not sure why it did either. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:30,
Reply)
Which is why I posted itwith that caveat
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:30,
Reply)
Evening Benders.What to have for dinner.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:31,
Reply)
alright Jeff? I have made some last minute adjustments to my presentation, would you mind having a deek at it before I print it out?(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Yeah.But after dinner. I'm gonna go to the shops first. And I still don't know what to have.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:40,
Reply)
Have a bottle of malt and rape a 7 year old boy.Good evening sir.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:36,
Reply)
I don't fancy a bottle of malt.And would raping two, three-and-a-half year olds be okay?
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:40,
Reply)
A little greedy, but ok. Just this once. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:35,
Reply)
I'm gonna go to the chippy I think.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:52,
Reply)
Aight, bear with me, but the Roy Walker story is (and keep in mind this should be repeated verbally, complete with appropriate sound effects)Roy Walker had done a show at the Fringe- quite a few old comics do this, and this was a few years ago now. After Roy Walker's set, the comedian in question, who was in the audience, went for a piss. The gents was one of those where the urinal goes all the way around three of the four walls, so he took his place in the U shaped piss line.
It just so happened that Roy Walker himself was having a piss too. While marvelling at his esteemed urinary colleague, one of the gentlemen at one of the ends of the U let out a short, sharp fart.
The noise from this fart reverberated around the tiled acoustics of the pissy cavern. Sniggering happened.
The man next to the farter, in a moment of exuberance, squeezed out a fart to join in.
An unspoken agreement was signed, and the men in the U embarked on what can only be described as a Mexican fart, while sniggering multiplied itself across the alcohol sodden pissy circuit.
When it was Roy's turn, well, Roy tried his best but could only manage a limp, pathetic Tommy Squeaker of a fart. The sniggering was replaced with one jolly wag proclaiming...
It's good, but it's not the right answer!
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtLLP9oieN0
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:48,
Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »