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D'you think they'll re-run the Thereaux v Saville episode or do you think it'll be too embarrassing?

Got a message from my mate in Kinlochleven (where Saville owned a flat) this morning.

"Flags up. No more skanky prozzies."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I just think it's a shame that he never had any kids (well, fathered any kids to be more accurate)
They could have a shrine to his tracksuits, just like he did with 'The duchess' and her wardrobe of clobber.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Was he a bit creepy? Or misunderstood

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

he was a necro.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I've heard that
not sure if it was true
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Ask Monty.
Remind him of Sarah Greene and the pool table, and Debbie McGee and the alsation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Sarah Greene is an urban myth.
But google Sarah Cornley.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Re Saville Out-takes from Have I got news for you,. This was actually recorded during the last series of Have I Got news for you' when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton's team.
Out-take 3:09'36
During the headline round:

HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves)
Hello! (Audience laughs)

DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha...

SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always
done so. They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal...

MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse?
(Audi laughs)

FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here.
It's...

MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself.
Carry on...

DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler
didn't you? (Huge audience laugh)

SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did.

DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything?

SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs)
___________________________________
Out-take 4: 21'20
Following a discussion about caravans:

DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta.
Asked by the...

MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy.

SAVILLE: Did you really?

MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit
of a poke. (Audience laugh)

HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago...

SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years.

MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh)

DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me.

MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on
your show, wasn't it? (Audience laugh)

SAVILLE: No, they never did want me.

HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley?

SAVILLE: She was an exception.

DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley?

SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is...

HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she? (Uncertain
audience laugh)

SAVILLE: That's right.

HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break
her arm if she said anything...

SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her
arms.(Audience unease)

MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell
suit and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are.

SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me
by...

MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James
Saville OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this
depressing old fucked up cunt of a fucker on television who's riddled
with cancer and fucking pubic lice.

HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs)

MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking
lawyers are involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything.

DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...?

MERTON: No I don't fucking want to stop. It's all shit! You'll
expect a comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke
-
I'm going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how fucking out of
character. And Ian knows about football - oh my fucking sides.

SAVILLE: You've never fucked anyone in your life, boy.

MERTON: Oh fuck off...

FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey
enters)

PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled
by that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam
recently...

RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON
AWAITING HIS CUE

DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore
sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his
relaxed acting style...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

That could of course be a spoof, written by Chris Morris and Victor Lewis-Smith.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Is it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

It reads like one to be honest

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Could be.
How would someone taking down a transcript know that 'miners' was a pun? Anyway, there have been rumours about it for decades. If you've read Ecstasy by Irvine Welsh, that's who the necro TV personality is based on.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Maybe
He was well into very young girls. The Spencer Place (Leeds) market will miss him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)