Hit me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Erm... Well the thing is...
I seem to have adopted Quentin. Now I know he's a bit of a mong and he's not really house trained, but I think he has the potential to be well and truly average if he tried hard.

But I've said I won't keep him unless you agree, because that would kind of make you his dad too, so it's up to you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Crikey, I have a couple of days away from /OT and we're married?
If he stops incredibly lame attempts to bait people via the medium of repetition, you can keep him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I wouldn't call it married, but I may have referred to you as my boyfriend on /talk
I hope this is OK.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I'm flattered, frankly
My reputation is beyond saving, so it's only yours that'll be torn to shreds by this revelation of bumderism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Amazingly no one seems to care.
it's as if I'm all ready so low that no admission of perversion could drag me lower.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Welcome to the club, sweetheart

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I just worry what it will do to our boy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Maybe it will teach him the humility that lots of internet randoms calling him a cunt never could

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Well, we'll see.
I plan to practice tough love on that boy, he needs discipline.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)