Hahahahahhhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahaa
The kitchen radiator is leaking!
I told them! I said "Once one radiator leaks, they'll all pop one-by-one, unless you get the system flushed. It's full of corroded metal and black slime. Won't be good for the pump that, either..."
Two pumps, two boilers and three radiators later, the fourth one's gone. I'm past caring. I'll be gone soon.
Strangely, the other radiators are working properly for the first time since Saturday.
Meh, this is gonna cost my cost-cutting landlord a fortune in the coming years and months. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Fucking hell, Gonz, I'm one interesting cunt, aren't I?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Roots, you could be talking about......about........ Football, and not just any football but some local team that the only people who care are those who live in your road because the next road over has their own football team, and NOBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD
FROM OUTSIDE YOUR ROAD CARES, and it would seem like I'm being told about....ermmmm.....errrr..... every single product Apple has lined up for 2012-2013, by a naked Allison Hannigon, a naked and horny Allison Hannigon. Who also happens to have a pug.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

You mean Agatha Hannigan don't you...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

*Googles*
Oh, oh dear, oh dear oh me oh my oh NO. She's WAAAAY...I can do ginger, and I can do proper-curley , but together? Just think of what the kids would look like, HORRIFIC, they'd get bullied at school really badly, I can guarntee that, 'cus I'll be the one doing it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Not the kid, the woman from the orphanage!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)