don't knock it
It's his best chance of getting some no-strings blart.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

strings rohypnol

Also, blart is fucking great word and not used often enough, in my book.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Years ago a mate of mine described his new girlfriend as "his new tromming piece"
which I feel is epic. I also came within about a millisecond of starting my groom's speech with "on behalf of the Doris and I" as a bet. But I bottled it, coward that I am.

these are all good words and underused.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)