Im in Coventry. its shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:44, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

And what are you doing in Coventry?
Home of the mighty Belmers (soon to be renamed 'The sultans of swig')
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:51, Reply)

Im on a train, now at birmingham, slightly less shit
But still shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:54, Reply)

Aaah!
You're travelling north - away from London. Always a good policy.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 7:56, Reply)

You're going the wrong direction.
be careful out there in the wilderness, you brave, brave man.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:17, Reply)

Just for you then Chompo
From one of Coventry's finest, Philip Larkin:

Coming up England by a different line
For once, early in the cold new year,
We stopped, and, watching men with number plates
Sprint down the platform to familiar gates,
"Why, Coventry!" I exclaimed. "I was born here."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:23, Reply)

Dear God you poor man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)