Ask these two
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:18, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I assumed that was going to be a picture of Oasis
Afternoon mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Haha, that would have been better
Sadly, that story cracks me up too much to not be linked to.

Alright fella, how are we?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)

That story reads like a complete falsehood
but looking at the perpetrators I don't doubt they can't get anyone outside of the family to shag them.

Very well thanks mate. How are you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Reported in several newspapers, I see no reason for it to be false
The only reason I linked The Sun version is because it has the pictures of them two, and that cracks me up.

Not too bad, wasn't well yesterday, still don't feel 100%, but can't win em all! How have you managed to get your hands on steak then, would have thought the missus wouldn't allow that?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Hahaha should've known you'd pick up on that
Believe it or not, she spotted it in the reduced section last time we were in Asda and suggested I pick it up!

Sorry to hear you weren't well, what was wrong?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Ahh, bloody hell!
Just a bit of vomiting, upset stomach really. I'm still not great, but feeling shedloads better than yesterday, just annoyed that I'm being accused of being off with a hangover.

I simply pointed out that I come into work at least once a week with a hangover, so why would I take a day off with one?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

That's a bloody good point!
I might even buy some BEER to drink while cooking the meat, you know. She goes out to teach and all hell breaks lose, I tells ya
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Get a decent ale
Last time I had steak, I had a bottle of Tanglefoot with it, fooking lovely.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*makes notes*
and with that, I'm off to the shops. Cheers mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Not to worry!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah, frankly I'd rather cauterize my foof shut with a red hot rusty pokey, ta.

(berk, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Haha, POTD

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)