I generally dont get ill
Exceptions to this are my spine (which appears to have righted itself). I think in 14 years of being here I've had 10 days off, 5 of which were forced on me contracting swine flu and work not letting me come in and kill everyone.

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I once came in from work to an exe's house and she launched a vodka and coke at me, apparently for sleeping with someone that day (quite difficult to do whilst in work). 8 stitches in my elbow and a quick grabbing of all that was mine from her flat I went home.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)