All the time. I can't think of a single day in the last few years when my gob hasn't got me in to grief.
The highlight being when I told my father-in-law he was a cunt who should "wind his fucking neck in" when I was pissed on scotch last Christmas day.

Alt: I am in an excellent mood for a change, so I am anticipating it to be an excellent day.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 8:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Alt: I shall do everything in my power to ruin your day.
My first move will be to video-call you whilst I'm having a poo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 8:28, Reply)

* permanently turns off skype *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 8:31, Reply)

*projects 20' live-action poo footage onto wall opposite Chateau Battered*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 8:32, Reply)

* closes curtains and hides under duvet just to be sure *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 8:34, Reply)

*sends large high-resolution colour prints of poo scenes round by courier*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 8:35, Reply)

* gouges eyes out with a spoon to avoid the risk of seeing anything related to Monty's dung funnel *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 8:37, Reply)

*sneaks up and deposits eyeball-sized spheres of poo into Battered's bleeding sockets*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 8:39, Reply)

*sings 'Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Poo'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 8:40, Reply)

* kills self *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

My work here is done.
Right! Who's next?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

hi monty boyce may i just say you appear to be in fine fettel this morning? you are you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:01, Reply)