Line Up: Metallica, Black Sabbath, Heaven Shall Burn, Chimaira, Neuroma, Behemoth, Sylosis, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Napalm Death, The Berzerker, Fozzy, Job For A Cowboy, Parkway Drive, Fleshgod Apocalypse, and a few others I haven't thought of yet.
Location: I'd hold it at Knebworth House, that place was perfect this year.
Food: Toastie vans for those who have spent most of their money on getting there, breakfast vans doing burgers/bacon/etc for the morning, then Noodle Bar, Chimichurri and other food places for those who have managed to save a little.
Prohibited: The selling of Carlsberg. Bring your own if you want, but it wouldn't be sold anywhere in the grounds.
It'd be a music festival.

Alt: Hmm, I'm not sure.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)