You were trying to save one of them form their wrong turning in life weren't you?
Just cos they show you their gash for £20 doesn't mean they want to marry you.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

the reason is slightly more unpleasant.
I was with a female friend and we'd gone in for a laugh. It wasn't very funny. We were pissed and she started dancing, and the bouncer said (slightly jokily) "love, you can't dance unless you get on stage" to which she responded "i'd be happy to strip but I don't think the punters want to see my fanny mouse" or words to that effect. Bouncer turned out not to have a sense of humour, who'da thunk it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)