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I'm at work, where the hell are you?Weekend plans you swerve of benders
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breasts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:59,
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getting ready to go to workMyweekend plans involve a bit of early christmas shopping and getting measured for suit, whichis apparently necessary so I can be a best man in march.
Rock and or roll.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:03,
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You are living on the edge my manI suggest delaying your Christmas shopping, the reatilk sector has had a shiocking quarter and will be slashing prices before Christmas
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:07,
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I shall spend the weekend in bed touching my breasts.(
girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:06,
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Internet female seeks attention(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:12,
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I've never wished a mastectomy on someone before...(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:36,
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And I've never wished a gastric bypass on someone either.(
girlinthehole, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:38,
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Yep cause I always bang on about them yum yum(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:43,
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Yes I cry into my breast shaped blousie pillows every night. Dont flatter yourself, You might forget to mention you have breasts
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:50,
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I'm the same place I am every weekday morning at this time Pinkyon a train. I'm so tired I can barely see.
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How come you can train a train, plane a plane and coach a coachbut you can't boat a boat or kayak a kayak?
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I couldn't sleepSo after a terrible effort two nights ago (when I had to give up after twenty minutes due to feeling like shit) I decided to have another go at some more bike training. I managed 30 miles including 700m vertical ascent - 2300ft in old money. I am now broken - when I got back I fell over sideways because I didn't have the strength to unclip my foot from the pedal. On the plus side, the distances (and vertical climbs) I'm doing are on the up, and looking good for an attempt on the alps next summer.
Weekend: Meeting attractive German girl at some point for drinks.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:14,
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Good effort on the verticality! Whereabouts are you looking to go in the Alps? I'm thinking of touring through France, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany and Denmark, then getting a ferry back to the UK.
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Late reply is lateParis to Alpe D'Huez via the Izoard and the Tourmalet and maybe Verbier too, then from Alpe D'Huez over the Pyrenees and down to Pamplona in time to meet my friend K at the bull run on July 7th.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:35,
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Pub and footballI might do some shopping too.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:19,
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City are at homeTo top of the table Southampton. I can't see city winning.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:29,
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Southampton have got to start playing badly eventuallyDon't see it happening Saturday, mind.
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Me neitherBut City have won three of the last four. Your lot are coming to The Gate soon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:36,
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December 17th I believeI'd like to lay down a prediction, but frankly it could go any one of a number of ways
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actually they don't seem to be as expensive as i thought they would be(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:36,
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Shopping and drinkingAnd on Sunday I'll be playing guitar and drinking with some mates (including the mighty Pooflake)at my local's inaugural open mic session. I'm expecting a few mates to be stopping over at mine on Sunday night due to alcohol.
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I'm on site, overseeing the rebuild of our recording studio.I'm going to go through some boxes in the loft at the weekend. I'm hoping to find some of our old press cuttings.
Breasts are good. So are giant wolf women using McDonalds staff as dildos.
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I think you'll find the collective noun for a group of benders is a "ring"Morning sunshine. This weekend I will be Christmas shopping, getting banished from my living room while Ms Foxtrot's sisters come over, then Ballroom exams Sunday morning and a Ballroom competition Sunday afternoon.
They call me the Ayatollah of Rock'n'Rollah.
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You are Stitch Jones AICM mediocre Eastwood film(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:35,
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I've only seen two Eastwood filmsMillion Dollar Baby, which isn't bad, and Gran Torino, which is one of my favourite films - "Get off my lawn!"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:41,
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There are these films he did earlier in his career called "Westerns", right...(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)
I know, I have two of them on my DVD shelfI simply never fancy watching them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:44,
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Haven't actually seen the formerThe latter is a modern masterpiece. Watch it.
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Both are great, get on it.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:51,
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Great thanks, can't sleep as a bit Pissed still(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:00,
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I haven't seen any of the latest installments of your battle royale with battered, any updates?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:06,
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Not since name gate.So utd are a bit shit. Discuss
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:13,
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Yes, yes they areThey were just as shit last season though, and dragged something out of it.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:26,
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I quite like 'Swerve' of bendersA group of us were trying to name the scale of benderism, thusly:-
Lisping
Mincing
Pouting
Flaming
Screaming
Until one guy came up with the top of the tree - the most benderish one could be - as 'Gerbilling'.
Quite put me off my pint.
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That's really rather goodI would suggest you examine your friend's habits more suspiciously - does he frequent many a pet shop, etc
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They're pretty good live, honestlyAnd they're how I heard of Lordi a year before they played Eurovision.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:40,
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They have one fairly good song, the rest aren't great, I agreeBut live, they've got enough stage presence to pull it off.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:44,
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I believe Jericho is a bloody entertaining frontmanDon't go to many gigs nowadays though, that wouldn't be on the list
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Saw them at Download 2005, thought they were excellentWanted to see them at Sonisphere, but couldn't get into the tent, too busy.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:47,
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I well fancy Download this coming year and for once it doesn't clash with the night I DJ. Obviously this means that the Ballroom competition which usually clashes with my night clashes with Download instead. Fucksocks.
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I'm currently considering it, but still not sure.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:55,
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I've decided I'm doing Resistanz next year as well as InFest and Latitudewhich probably doesn't leave much financial scope for Download or Sonisphere, sadly
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Well, if you fancy meeting in Manchester over InFest weekend again, let me know!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:10,
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That, my friend, is a date(Disclaimer: it's not a date)
(Further disclaimer: even if it was a date, which it definitely isn't, it'd still only be a second date, so don't get excited)
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Or, in reality, I'm sat at work bored out of my skull already.At the weekend I will queue for several hours to see some wanker dressed as Santa who will probably just make my kids cry in the end anyway.
I do like breasts.
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You're going to have to be more specific.Unless you want my entire life story.
Which I'm not sure I am prepared to share for free, anyway.
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Dunno. Mood swings I suppose.I felt like actually having a conversation to pass the day, so I came over here.
/talk is fine if all you want to do is bark swears and accuse each other of flouncing all day, but not much else anymore.
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And don't get me wrong.That is all I want to do most of the time.
Just not today.
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It's quite a lot like olden days /talk over here, isn't it?I like it.
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You mean the logical evolution of /OffTopic is endless swearing, flouncing and Mortal Wombat?(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)
Does that mean FrisbeeAdam will come back too?Because that would be horrid
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He's already back, he popped over here yesterday I think trying to pwn someone.(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Oh fuckBetween him and Quentin this place is one beakering fuckwit away from being sealed off and nuked back to the stone age by the government under the Hammerfall Protocol.
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£2 gets you a link to a self-published book of poetry which is free to download:www.lulu.com/product/ebook/the-poetry-of-baldmonkey/17412298?productTrackingContext=search_results/search_shelf/center/1
It's been described as "crap" by Carlton Mellick III. Which, frankly, is generous.
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Alright, now I'm really confusedThe linking to published work suggests you're actually apeloverage. The self-awareness and basic humility suggests you are not.
I might have to bring cricket into this.
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I don't understand cricket.Sorry.
Can we talk about rounders instead?
It's a shit book of poetry I self-published a few years back. I actually sold about thirty copies. Which made me about £15, I think.
It really is shit. I read it the other day. The only bit I like is the index.
But don't let me put you off downloading it.
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Not understanding cricket = AUSTRALIANthereby lending weight to the apeloverage accusation.
Good on you for publishing, I'd never have the nerve
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A handful of people on /talk back then said they'd buy it if I made it. It was their idea, not mine.So I spazzed back through all my posts, copy-pasting all the shitty poems I'd posted.
Then I published it.
Then they bought it.
It wasn't difficult.
I've sent proper books to proper publishers too. But they told me to fuck off on account of they were shit.
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Money for nothing though innitSo congrats for that. I'll be brutally honest, I'm not a fan of poetry at the best of times.
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Who is this bold-speaking fellow?He sounds like Will Smith's mate off Fresh Prince
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No no no.I quite like him.
I emailed him saying "you stole my face" and he bothered replying.
He's a nice chap. And I'm enjoying reading his books.
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Here is him:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_Mellick_III
Here is me:
www.sites.google.com/site/personalityhorse/personality-horse-history/paul-thomas-miller
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Fucking hellThat's actually quite spooky. Thank god no-one on this website has a history of duplicating names or accounts.
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I'll miss baldmonkeystill he went out on a high
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:35,
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He achieved the pinnacle of 100,000 talk posts, countless popular page entries, and found there was nothing left to do, no mountain to climb, no more bird to watch(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:49,
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I sort of don't want to ruin that lovely round post count number.Mind you, I cheated really. The last 500 or so posts were shit posted in an old off-screen thread.
Slow connection you see. I can click post this message and before it moves on, add a letter and do it again. Takes seconds to run up a hundred posts.
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You haven't been here much, this counts as subthread of the week(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:57,
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Examine your next stool carefully for tell tale unusual flecks, you can also stare at the used toilet paper for wriggles if that makes you feel better(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:02,
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Have a shite and cut it in halfIf both halves move, you have worms
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:30,
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Morning ApeSeeing the family tomorrow for my nephew's birthday, not looking forward to it tbh, my brother has been a right tosser recently.
Breasts are great.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:40,
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I am lazing on my sofa and enjoying the peace and quiet of both wife & daughter being asleep.I aim to do very little this weekend. Cook, a few beers, read, watch fims and generally relax.
Please don't mention breasts. I see them several times a day, they are full of milk and I haven't been allowed near them for months.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:45,
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I'm at home eating a roast chicken sandwich and continuing to cook my epic stew.This weekend I'll watch the grand prix and maybe see some friends. Trying to save myself and some money for next weekend.
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Kilo of proper cheap stewing beef from the butchers, a quartet of allium, carrots, potatoes, pearl barley, bay, thyme, home-made chicken stock, London Pride and salt and pepper.(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:55, Reply)
It's a labour of love, I've been planning it for a couple of weeks, fuckoff big pot of it.It's been on for four hours in total, I've only had the tiniest of tastes so far to check the seasoning.
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I'm never sure whether to taste it once it's in my slow cookerAs whilst I know it tastes good at that point, it will get better.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:58,
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Aye, one or two...I've found it's far cheaper to buy sandwich bags and freeze stuff in them than buying containers, as you don't get too many uses out of the them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:17,
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My moobs are developing nicely thanksThis weekend I have to migrate 5 VM servers from Grovsenor Place in London to a data centre in Sunderland. I also have a tea party to attend on Saturday for my Mam and Dad's housewarming and then a chinese buffet on Sunday for my Mam and Dad's 40th wedding anniversary
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:27,
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The work bit isn'tThe rest will be good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:29,
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Aye, should probably have specified that...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:31,
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MehThey want me to go and sit in a data centre in Gateshead all day. Fuck that, I'll work from home
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:32,
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I'm going to a Stag do.It's in central london and I have exactly £160 to spend. It should be doable.
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How many of you are going?You'll need to get a menu off a hooker in advance and create a spreadsheet to determine which of services is a feasible expense when divided by the number of participants.
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Alternatively, just take your own whipped cream.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:36,
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Noel, is your 15" black rubber cock available for Chompy this weekend?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:37,
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Or they could just go to Browns like everyone else(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:37,
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I'm not familiar with this establishmentIf it's a venue of dubious virtue it's chosen a terrible fucking name for itself
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Shite strip joint, just like every other shite strip joint(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:45,
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Fucking hell, that's a bit spookyYes it was, mate's stag do about three years back. Which b3tan?
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The Baroness, She's awesome, but no longer on here much, I think she moved on to twitter.
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Oh, I thought you meant behind the bar!So I may have inadvertantly seen a b3tan flashing her bits. How about that.
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Nah, he lived with TGB for agesthere is no way she hasn't accidently got naked in front of him at some point.
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I suspect she would have been too scared.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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You are correctI wore eight layers at all times
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:20,
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That tear-off stuff they put on clean room floors and motorbike visors?so if the top layer gets contaminated you can rip it off and still be safely clothed?
that actually sounds a bit harsh on Gonz. It's OK man, I love you really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:22,
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This is inevitably true.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:28,
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hahhahaI rarely saw sexface actually. Mainly because he didn't like the smoke so he hid in his room. You can all add what you think he was doing in there.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:25,
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Building a 1:10,000 scale model of your vaginaI heard his room was only just big enough.
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The idea of sexface sleeping in my vagina may have scarred me for life(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:32,
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Oh my god I'm so sorry, how ever can I make it up to you.I know, I'll organise a hot meat extravaganza. Will that do?
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*sniffs*yes I think it will
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:38,
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I thought he ment the mid range restaurant chain...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:47,
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Paul S (who is no way connected with the establishment) sums it up bestThis bar is located in the ideal location. I was very impressed with my night here it has some of the nicest dancers I've seen.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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I have been thrown out of Browns.This is either a high or low point of my life, I'm not sure which.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:52,
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You were trying to save one of them form their wrong turning in life weren't you?Just cos they show you their gash for £20 doesn't mean they want to marry you.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:55,
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the reason is slightly more unpleasant.I was with a female friend and we'd gone in for a laugh. It wasn't very funny. We were pissed and she started dancing, and the bouncer said (slightly jokily) "love, you can't dance unless you get on stage" to which she responded "i'd be happy to strip but I don't think the punters want to see my fanny mouse" or words to that effect. Bouncer turned out not to have a sense of humour, who'da thunk it?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:00,
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Were you physically thrown out or asked to leave?If the former, which followed your karate-kicking three bouncers in the face with one fluid movement, and preceded you ram-raiding the club in a Honda Accord and driving off with several strippers, high point.
Latter, low point.
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see above.I'm a lover not a fighter.
Well, I'm mostly a drinker, to be honest.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:04,
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I don't care.I was, bizarrely, covered in blood at the time - I had to keep my jacket buttoned up toi hide it - as I'd managed to glass myself earlier. A level of skill I think that it would take some effort to top.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:08,
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I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoesThat is indeed a salute-worthy level of skill
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I think 17And I won't be getting a hooker, and will dissuade anyone who suggests it.
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I meant for the groomI assume there are enough popular blue drinks on sale in London for you to get lucky without resorting to such methods
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You don't honestly think that gettinga whore for teh stag is a good idea do you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:44,
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Absolutely I doEverything I say in this forum, in keeping with what I believe to be long-established and steadfast rules, is the god's honest truth.
You spanner.
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you sounded sincerre...why anyone would do that completely baffles me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:49,
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Why you would think I'd sound like a glass of white wine is what baffles me(also: agreed. Ugh)
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So they can get practice at disposing of bodies?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:54,
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I'm now considering a trip to Austria next June...efestivals.co.uk/news/11/111125c.shtml
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:06,
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Same dates as DownloadMAKE YOUR CHOICE
I'd go to see The Baseballs
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I'd choose this over Download on lineup alone.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:12,
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THere's a pretty good chance that most bands will play both.I reckon.
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By "reckon" I actually mean "hope"I really want to see Slayer and Mastodon at Download, having already bought my ticket I'm now very nervous that they will announce a fucking shit lineup behind some good headliners, like they did a couple of years ago.
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That is definitely a reason for me to be at Castle Donington!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:31,
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Good line upI'm not that keen on listening to the entire black album though, I'd rather have a retrospective (ignoring everything from post Black until Death magnetic)
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:07,
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Aye, and that's only the first announcementThere's another festival which had an ever better opening lineup, but I don't think I can justify the costs, seen as the lineup has only got worse since - Started beautifully, gone downhill since/
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:12,
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If you got 100 Metallica fans to draw up their ideal setlist you'd get 100 different answersBut no-one would want a single fucking track from St Anger.
I could listen to the whole of the Black Album for the nostalgia, but not at the expense of One, Master of Puppets, Sanitarium or Harvester of Sorrow.
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*holds hand up*I'd never want to see it live, but I do still quite like the title track of that album.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:13,
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Well, you shouldn'tI harbour a lot of resentment towards that album because it represented the point at which I had to accept that Metallica were actually fucking shit, having spent the previous 6 years in denial
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I bought the album, listened to it once, then gave it away.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:16,
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Made me feel better about copying my mate's tapes of Ride the Lightning and ...AJFA in school(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Probably my favourite Metallica trackFirst time I ever heard it, it was on the Cunning Stunts DVD. Seeing it at Sonisphere this year was fucking phenomenal.
EDIT: You fuck! I've got this stuck in my head now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:17,
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I'm at workflogging dildos to bumders.
Weekend plans include bike fixing, bike riding, cleaning and Battlefield 3.
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that can only end stupendously badly.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:14,
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Not too bad thanks, tis payday!Yourself?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:29,
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first payday with no student loan payment coming out, WHOOOOOOP!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:34,
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He might want to suggest they bring their own furniture tooif he wants to have any of his left at the end of the night
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Reminds me of an "all you can drink for £15" night I went to once in Reading.Never again, no matter how sensible you think you are, "all you can drink" is a challenge you're not able to resist.
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I went to a club in Mnachester that did thatit was shit, it was impossible to get served at the bar.
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I'm up in Manchester next week with work.Kitty is going to meet me in the hotel bar after she's finished pole, she's going to look like such a prostitute.
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well, she is meeting you...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:28,
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there was a night like this at Uniand you had "cocktails" to drink, they had plastic bins full of the stuff and gavce them out in 2 pint glasses :s
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:23,
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It's drink as much as you like, not drink as much as you canThere's no competitive element implied.
As if anyone remembers that.
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There used to be a "fives go to the Union" thing at UCL in the 90swhere it was a fiver to get in and a fiver for all you could drink. Including spirits, but only singles. Because, y'know, you couldn't go to the bar and go "a single vodka, a single gin, a single triple sec, a single tequila, a single white rum, oh and pint glass with some ice, a splash of coke and some sours in please which I definitely will not take back to my table and mix into a pint of long island iced tea, only with extra glasses to wash"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:26,
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How many Uni students were sufficiently familiar with a Long Island Iced Tea to do that?(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Me.Edit - my point was more that their "pissing into a hurricane" method of controlling drinking was to refuse to serve doubles. As if you couldn't ask for a singe G&T in a pint glass and then 4 extra single gins.
As opposed to not offering unlimited drink for a fiver.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:29,
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Granted, and it is a good pointI was just being a facetious motherfucker.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)
make it about otters.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:33,
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Oh Mr Badger you're a hockey bod aren't you?You'd be quite proud of my son, who's 14.
I got called away from work on Wednesday to take him to A&E after he got a gash about his eye playing hockey at P.E. Paper stitches and a nicely swollen and bruised eye.
If he plays cricket for my team, he HAS to wear a helmet whilst batting - whether he's playing or practicing, but hockey seems to have no such regulations. WTF is that all about?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)
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