if you were torn between two savage rabid wolves
in a freak zoo escapee incident, i would be interested.

otherwise please keep your toyshopping exploits for mumsnet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

rachelswipe, rachelswipe, our sexual chemistry is legendary
but our children would be obese
because yo are genetically flawed

*to the tune of spiderman
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

because you're over 40 and your grey old sperm
can barely crawl out of the end of your sloppy japs eye, more like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

i'm only 15, old timer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)

robinson r22 and r44
i got flying lessons for my 40th and fell in love reallyl, wany my own one now
(Quentin Oftiweak I LOVE YOU CHARLOTTE, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?????, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:10, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:16, Reply)

yeah, that was 15 minutes ago fucks sake

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)