Hey /OT
In a massive display of spacktery, I walked into a wooden stool this morning, fetching my little toe a fucking great thump. Now I can't bend my toe, and it bastard hurts.

I just thought I'd share that with you, seeing as it's gone all quiet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:06, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

A wooden turd?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I knew someone would say that.
Bunch of quenders.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)

And you knew it 'wood' be me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)

You deserve teh birch.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)

You deserve the PIER

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)

AIDS OF THE TOE AIDS OF THE TOE AIDS OF THE TOE!!!
HA!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)

It's gone all red and swollen : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Oh, that's AIDS alright
I should know, after all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

ha ha.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face
When your original face falls off due to AIDS.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)

+again

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

No-one can accuse B3th of being two-faced then.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)

She is on face number 4.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Like some sort of reptile sloughing it's skin, you mean?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Yeah.
When I met b3th, she'd just eat 3 rats what she'd caught and killed herself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:22, Reply)

The greedy bugger
I can only manage two at one sitting.

Bedtime for me, Guv.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:24, Reply)

ta ta!
Busy week of work ahead of you TD?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Yes.
Nothing like I thought I'd be doing but if someone is prepared to pay you take it.

Definately bedtime as I'm about to lose the battery.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Lies!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)

PIER!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Pies!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Damn.
Busy week ahead of you b3th?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Bit, yeah.
But I have a long weekend with that Roota and my old lady and we're doing EPIC SHOPPING in Liverpool!

I believe Liverpool shopping doesn't involve handing over money. I have prepared my running shoes and balaclava.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)

pull the other one

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)