Maybe they should just put together pre-existing formats with innaporoprate presenters and see what sort of nonsense it turns out to be
Say, Danny Dyer hosting Newsnight, or Brian Cox's Total Wipeout, or Film 2011 with Claudia Winkleman.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Or, right, the BBC could have a flagship live Saturday night entertainment programme
and make its presenters an 83-year-old who wasn't funny even before he was obviously past it and a dead-eyed automaton.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Don't be fucking ridiculous
You're taking it too far now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

You're right. I'm sorry.
That's about as likely as millions of people buying into the idea that the votes they pay to cast will make a blind bit of difference to the prospective careers of those singing on a televised talent show.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

We should be able to vote to have them killed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Logical endgame of all these "star"-making shows can only be...
CELEBRITY RUNNING MAN

And I, for one, cannot wait.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

First contestant Piers Morgan
Coming up after the break, Louis Walsh.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)