I'm kind of hungry, if that counts?

( Kroney, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Finally, the thread turns to food.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)

And I've stuck details of a pub in the calendar.
So that ticks the 'drink' option.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Christmas party that night, Jeff
Badly played
( Kroney, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Not really.
You hadn't invited me to your christmas party. I couldn't wait for ever could I?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

But it's forty quid to bring a partner
you'd never have gone for it.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

What would I get for you spending forty quid on a ticket for me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

What would you get, free booze and food.
A far more pertinent question is what would I get, you trollop.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Fuck all.
There is more chance of Maxine Carr appearing on Strictly than there is of you getting lucky with me.

(Granted, the free bar might restrict my performance and I'm just trying to hide the fact)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Alright Kroners?
Where's this pic of you that got posted? I want to see if I recognise you from our halcyon days in Trefforest.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Oh, you pervert

( Kroney, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)

lolwut?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Stop pandering, I'm not into guys.

( Kroney, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Neither am I.
Did someone not post a bash pic of you on here though?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I know, it's confusing, you've been so sure in your sexuality
but there's this one guy you can't get out of your head. I understand, I do, I always get this from "straight" men. But I'm into girls, I'm just not willing to be your experiment. Sorry mate, I don't think any the less of you.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I know.
I just get tired of how much chicks dig me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

It's so tiresome, being handsome.
These uggos will never understand.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I know.
Having to go through life with such a classically handsome face is a terrible responsibility.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)