When I bought the peanut farm
that's when the shit really hit the fan. By fan, I mean my cock.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i don't think your parents could live it down could they?
your dad must have felt like he'd failed as a man, and projected his disapointment onto your mother, who turned to the drink in order to cope with the burden

HAVEN'T YOU A CLUE THE TROUBLE YOU'VE CAUSED??
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)

My parents don't know.
They think I'm straight. I keep bringing a faghag home every now and again to keep up pretences.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)

you shouldn't hide your light under a bushel

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)