Good gracious.
He is sullying my eyes with his bragging of despicable acts.

You are gorging yourself on fortified wine like some godless vagrant.

What den of iniquity is this?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

and I just drank port using my RIGHT HAND!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Can't you afford glasses in Wales then?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)

yeah, but they are made of slate

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)

An intruiging concept
Which I'm not about to expound on as it's my bedtime.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I made two slate "glasses" about fifteen years ago, well more goblets really.
Very hard work, it were. Not as successful as I might have liked :(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:32, Reply)

What's wrong with that?
You just have to pass it to the left, not drink with the left hand
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:36, Reply)

This is OT motherfluffer.
The horror!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Well I know it's not Links
But have a go on this fucker.

link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid72518865001?bckey=AQ~~,AAAAAFSL1bg~,CmS1EFtcMWH6elrIuLojlkMF3t-h_6Ra&bclid=0&bctid=1292080609001
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Yeah, that's a good one.
Think I'd like a shot on that!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)