yes, dear.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:49, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*feels miffed and patronised*
*puts the mighty twat on ignore*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)

awww.
you're cute when you're sulking.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)

sorry, did someone say something?
no?

as you were...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I am.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

oh em gee, thank you
that grovelling gaz was so sweet that i am going to break the law and post it here:

dear beautiful and fiercely intelligent swipe

please please please forgive me. it was just a tiny attempt at humour. i can now see that it has backfired, and i am beyond sorry. the prospect of never hearing from you again is making my wrists jump onto my stapler and try to slit themselves.

yours in loving penitence,

badge xxxxx

i might have to forgive you after that...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Do you know, that's pretty close to the one I considered
and then didn't send? Except the stapler bit. I'm at home ill.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

argh
betrayed by my own lack of attention to detail.

what's wrong with you? are you really sick, or are you being a hairy-backed mary??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Honestly? I dunno.
My temperature is all over the shop so consequently I haven't really slept since thursday.

that's not really condusive to work. Or driving to work, even.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)

oh dear
not knowing is stressful, even though it's prob something v minor.

get yourself to the doctors man, before i have to start being NICE to you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

meh, it's only some sort of viral thing
so no point.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

do i have to be nice to you for that?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)