Both, however, causing a feeling of horror.
The former instantaneously, the latter not until the next morning when inspecting one's stools. Or rather the bowl of fizzy lava where one's stools should be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

We had a curry on Saturday night.
It was like bloody Krakatoa in our bathroom on Sunday morning.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I'm going to Needoo's twice this week.
Heaven help me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Oh dear...
This cannot end well, Monty.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

for his wallet
When I was poor I couldn't afford to eat out.

Maybe that is why I'm not poor anymore...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Friday I am being 'treated' as I am a charity case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I had to turn down going out friday as I am out today
And tomorrow. And Wednesday.

Maybe if I spunk £25k in the next 3 hours I can get a free meal too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I know.
On the plus side, I have a customer called 'Gay Pellett' though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

There were loads of dead Malay fishermen in your bog?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)