I accidentally found myself caufght up in Santa Con last year
near The Shard.

Then I escaped, but got caught up again on South Bank. Then again on Villiers Street. Then Trafalgar Square.

By the time I found drunk Santas pissing up the wall in Wardour Street, I was sick of the fucking sight of them.

So no, I won't be going to Santa Con, now or ever.


But, hey, have fun, and I appreciate knowing when it is this year, so I can stay out of the way.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The whole
Christmas period is a con, not just Santa.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

yeah, how DARE retailers fool people into buying their relatives a present once a year!
THOSE HEARTLESS CORPORATE BASTARDS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Ha.
Although I don't mind Christmas at all, apart from how early it starts, but that's hardly an original thing to complain about.

I just got annoyed that I kept getting caught up in the middle of an ever growing and ever drunker group of Santas when I just wanted to walk through town.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:21, Reply)

it's ok
santa loves you all the same.
here, have a sprout.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:37, Reply)