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Santaconwho's going then? alternatively, how do you like your sprouts? i prefer mine raw and airborne, travelling at velocity.
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since when did you have to be asked?i assumed your new babby and financial commitments would make it impossible but you know you're always welcome! plus i'm fairly sure i invited you on the farceboke tho if i didn't, it's an oversight not a snub. you daft bugger.
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Tell that to mister snuggles the teddy I've been crying in too for weeks(
Peej, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:44,
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i think we both knowthat that's not the reason that teddy is crusty and salty phil. and with two kids about you need to find a better place to stash your fleshlight.
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it sounded terrible the first year i got roped into going along.that was five years ago and every year i get more excited. but then, i'm a sociable fun loving type with no hangups about looking stupid in public (lucky with this face!)
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I wrote a reply to this and ended it with 'no offence'When I re-read it really was rather offensive so I didn't post it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:54,
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You couldn't offend me if you tried./mainly because I'm going home now and wont read it.
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I'd rather go to my death in a cold, damp grave.Or round Quentin's house.
Sprouts can be fucking delicious. Blanched and then stif-fried in the juices from a beef joint they are lovely.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:34,
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I fancy seeing you garrotted with piano wire,if that's what you mean.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:38,
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dunno what your joining in for here but thats mean so your goin on my list of naughty opeple(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)
'naughty opeple' sounds like a Nigerian sex position.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:41,
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No it wasn't.'Opeple' sounds nothing like a Norwegian word, you fucking dunce.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:45,
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It actually sounds like an Ikea bedside table.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:46,
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thats harsh, i would never wish that on someone you proabbly have emotional issues have you ever tried medication?(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)
steady on old chapwhat about a nice bit of torture first?
how about an electric shock to the nipples and balls for every single post he has shat out onto here??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:40,
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OK, now I'm starting to think you fancy him, too.Quentin, not Monty.
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Kroney, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:41,
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i DO fancy montyif i didn't fancy lusty even more, i would totally go there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:47,
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Between them they make one average family(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:54,
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a bit of rough and all the coke she can get away with while being a legal rep.Blatent she would go for the Piss Off Daddy while he gets his money problems sorted. Its a win win for everyone, espechslly me if lusty is on the rebound.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:03,
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pfffti've met monty. i will never meet quentin. i don't fancy people i haven't met.
i'm not 12!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:57,
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that sounds goodthe sprouts not the cold damp death. i like my sprouts steamed slightly, then pan-fried with some smoky bacon
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Santacon?Is that the thing where people dress up like Father Christmas and hang around Town making a nuisance of themselves? Sounds fucking shit, to be honest.
I really enjoy brussel sprouts.
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Kroney, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:44,
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Just stir a tiny bit into them.It doesn't taste of Marmite as such.
Try it. I think it was my uncle Terry who first told me about it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:50,
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This appears to be not dissimilar to my beef fat suggestion above.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:52,
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I like to shred them and stir fry them as well(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:53,
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Santacon...I can think of only one response, the one normally supplied by Mr Boyce.
That is fucking shit.
As for sprouts, mixed with roast chestnuts, lovely.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:45,
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ah well, i didn't realise it was that terrible an eventbetter stay home and shout at the internet then.
much more fun right? :D or i could go the THE PUB.
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You can go to the pub without dessing up like a cunt, you know.That said, where I live, not many people seem to have got this memo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:06,
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santa doesn't go to the pubsanta drinks on the street like a tramp.
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Today's 5 Billion Mecha-spoons award for irony goes to....torrentfreak.com/copyright-corruption-scandal-surrounds-anti-piracy-campaign-111201/?_
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:47,
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I had to look that up, it seems to be the preserve of internet spastics, no ta(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:57,
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People jollying around London trying not to get beaten up.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:01,
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And, hopefully, failing miserably at this.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:05,
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Fat socially inept spastics stop playing WOW for a few hours meet up and are zany in Santa costumes*, I think. I don't really care*padding not required
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:02,
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that's itthat's EXACTLY what happens.
we should ban this sort of irreverent needless social frippery.
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if only the police would listenback in my day we'd have gunned them all down and gassed anyone who survived
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FLASHWANKBOLLOCKSSTICKITUPYOURARESEYOUSADWANKER(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:34,
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this is an angry internetsdid santa touch you as a child?
or worse, did even santa spurn your early pre-pubescent sexual advances and upset the path of your natural progression towards fat men with shit beards?
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Sprouts sautéed with pancetta cubes and chestnuts are lovelymy gran boils them til they're yellow. Vile. Vile. Vile.
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Not relevant...The pub I am sitting in has a picture of Michael Elphick as Boon on the wall. Not sure why.
That is all. As you were.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:08,
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OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MEANTION I SAW SOMEONE FAMOUS ON MY LUNCHBREAK(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)
He was probably customer of the decade.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:10,
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On closer inspectionIt appears to be a wall of photos of celebrities who may have visited this pub.
You'd like it here Jeff, they only seem to have attracted celebs from the 80s.
Is there anywhere that Frank Bruno hasn't given a signed pic to?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:15,
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NopeHe gave them one during his "troubled years"
They don't display it though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:20,
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It comes as no surprise that Ken Boon Has a photo in the pub then, is there a 'Tosh Lines' from The Bill photo there too? He was. another one.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:20,
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Where are you?This rings a bell. Although it's far from the only pub with signed pictures on the wall, I admit.
Edit: Or, I suspect, with Michael Elphick's picture on the wall, as Jeff rightly points out.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:23,
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They'll probably ring the bell at about 11(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:26,
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it was someone from eastenders, dunno his namefamous though, he's in the panto near me
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That could be almost any panto in the country.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:27,
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Oh right, this is the famous person you saw at Lunchtime.Was it Jimmy Clitheroe?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:31,
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I accidentally found myself caufght up in Santa Con last yearnear The Shard.
Then I escaped, but got caught up again on South Bank. Then again on Villiers Street. Then Trafalgar Square.
By the time I found drunk Santas pissing up the wall in Wardour Street, I was sick of the fucking sight of them.
So no, I won't be going to Santa Con, now or ever.
But, hey, have fun, and I appreciate knowing when it is this year, so I can stay out of the way.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:11,
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The wholeChristmas period is a con, not just Santa.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:13,
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yeah, how DARE retailers fool people into buying their relatives a present once a year!THOSE HEARTLESS CORPORATE BASTARDS
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Ha.Although I don't mind Christmas at all, apart from how early it starts, but that's hardly an original thing to complain about.
I just got annoyed that I kept getting caught up in the middle of an ever growing and ever drunker group of Santas when I just wanted to walk through town.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:21,
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